[Willie Green]

Temperature in State College yesterday reached a balmy 45° F.

[ClearCase_guy]

To quote one of the candidates on Donald Trump's "Apprentice": I wish her brains were as big as her boobs."

[traderrob6]

"his jockstrap was just as effective as the protest signs and rally chants."

You bet Ben, a hairy butt will do it every time.

[SittinYonder]

With only a set of pom-poms tucked inside the front of his jockstrap

Is that what the kids are calling them these days?

[Doogle]

...would've impressed me if they did it on a rainy windy day

[ncountylee]

Embarrassed by my Alma Mater, again.

[50sDad]

"Umm...is this on?

"Kids, we hear you. You are right, it is distasteful for us to sell you this sportsware at third-world prices. We will now purchase entirely American, Union-made sportware. This in mind, each of you will now be required to purchase a $100 sports jersey, two sets of $200 exercise shorts, and a University-logo branded sweatband for $50 before participating in any University-sponsored athletic program this year. Congratulations!

"Oh, yes. And Delta House is on triple-secret probation until further notice. You know why!"

[Izzy Dunne]

Yo, Brian! You're not gonna believe this, but...

[Izzy Dunne]

Yo, Brian! I thought you were kidding when you said
they were fake, but you were right!

[MineralMan]

Mandatory photo:

[day10]

Ping

[Born Conservative]

Students of yours?

[Fresh Wind]

With only a set of pom-poms tucked inside the front of his jockstrap, Brewer (junior-philosophy)...

A philosophy major. What a surprise!

[trimom]

That would still cause some major shrinkage, wouldn't it? Not a proud moment to be trotting around in your skivvies.

And oh, yeah, bet people were shocked on a large college campus to see not-naked people. The only surprise was it isn't pledge week.

[Fintan]

 

It's becoming a busy week here at CNP Central...

[Reaganesque]

Just their way of showing they're nuts. So to speak...

[theFIRMbss]

>With most participants wearing nude-colored underwear and homemade signs strategically concealing private areas

Just think: When those kids
graduate, they'll got to jobs
in the government

and corporations
where they will make decisions
that shape all our lives . . .

[Gone GF]

Let's put together a counter-demonstration in favor of sweatshops!!!

[pissant]

You have great allies there, Willie.

[FreedomNeocon]

When I was at Penn State a few years back, there was this crazy professor named Julian Heikland. He was like this 80 year old ex-professor who was on this 'legalize it' campaign.

At noon every Thursday he would go to the University Gates, on the main street of PSU, just S of campus, set up a lawn chair, and light up a doobie. He'd sit there and smoke and pass it around to a few other eccentrics in his inner posse. Trying to get arrested so he can 'take the law to trial'.

They never did, cops would show up for the first few weeks and take his joint and leave... that attracted more watchers, so they even stopped that eventually.

It was the most hilarious thing though... every Thursday to see this 80 year old ex-professor just chilling on the sidewalk passing a joint around with 3 people, yelling stuff out of a loudspeaker for 30min, after which they'd go across the street for Chinese food.

Crazy place that PSU... but I guess 40k 17-23 year olds in the middle of nowhereville Pennsylvania farm land will do that to ya'.

[schaketo]

"Nothing can come of nothing"