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To: LucyT; JustPiper
Those Jay Leno wisecracks were excellent and told the biting truth (with truthful humor).
1,376 posted on 05/06/2006 2:21:06 PM PDT by MamaDearest
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To: MamaDearest
Do you realize that Americans are now doing the jobs that immigrants won't do because they're out protesting?" --Jay Leno

He is right on. I have a friend who has to plant her own Gladiolus bulbs.

1,421 posted on 05/06/2006 8:28:08 PM PDT by LucyT ("The dogs bark but the caravan moves on.")
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To: MamaDearest
Humor helps us get thru this M'Dere

Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization?

Answer: Princess Diana's death.

Question: How come?

Answer: An English princess -with an Egyptian boyfriend - crashes in a French tunnel, driving a German car- with a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian who was drunk on Scottish whisky, followed closely by Italian Paparazzi, on Japanese motorcycles; treated by an American doctor, using Brazilian medicines.

This is sent to you by an American, using Bill Gate's technology, and you're probably reading this on your computer, that use Taiwanese chips, and a Korean monitor, assembled by Bangladeshi workers in a Singapore plant, transported by Indian lorry-drivers, hijacked by Indonesians, unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen, and trucked to you by Mexican illegals.....

That, my friends, is Globalization

1,482 posted on 05/07/2006 6:24:19 PM PDT by JustPiper (So say your fond farewells! Mecha means fuse, and it is lit !)
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