[Severa]

If we're going that route I'd recommend:

THIS guy, the Undertaker. He'd scare the hell out of the press corps.

For entertainment value, I'd nominate him or Carlos Mencia. Realistically, I like the idea of Tony Snow getting the nod.

[Freedom_no_exceptions]

For entertainment value, I second both motions! Carlos and the Dead Man can take turns. Realistically, regardless of who's chosen, the press corps will continue to spin faster than a Hanukkah dreidel, so I'd just be in it for the entertainment.