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"Stiffs And Slices"
The Smoking Gun ^
Posted on 04/27/2006 8:04:27 PM PDT by mkmensinger
"APRIL 27--In what will surely repulse Pennsylvanians, a Domino's delivery man used a car to transport corpses to funeral parlors when he wasn't using the vehicle to bring pies and Cheesy Bread to pizza enthusiasts."
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You might want to reconsider ordering that pizza 'with everything on it'. :^)
To: mkmensinger
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posted on
04/27/2006 8:05:59 PM PDT
by
apackof2
(That Girl is a Cowboy)
To: mkmensinger
A police check with local health officials determined that the use of the car for stiffs and slices did not violate county ordinances. They said this truck was OK for dairy deliveries, as well....
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posted on
04/27/2006 8:09:37 PM PDT
by
edpc
To: mkmensinger
that sure ain't peperoni!
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posted on
04/27/2006 8:12:23 PM PDT
by
mysterio
To: mkmensinger
"Thirty minutes or it's free"
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posted on
04/27/2006 8:12:24 PM PDT
by
M1911A1
To: mkmensinger
Well, that explains why I found that pair of dentures on my double crust pepperoni.
To: Larry Lucido; RepoGirl
Thought you might find this amusing/ revolting...
To: mkmensinger
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posted on
04/27/2006 8:24:59 PM PDT
by
Uncle Miltie
(Why did Allah create free will and then demand submission? Wouldn't robots have been easier?)
To: nnn0jeh
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posted on
04/27/2006 8:25:22 PM PDT
by
kalee
To: lesser_satan
To: mkmensinger
What if gas was $100 a gallon? Then we'd see some changes for sure.
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posted on
04/27/2006 8:31:15 PM PDT
by
SamAdams76
(I think Randy Travis must be paying his bills on home computer by now)
To: mkmensinger
Thin crust takes on a whole new meaning.
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posted on
04/27/2006 8:32:13 PM PDT
by
manic4organic
(We won. Get over it.)
To: mkmensinger
"MeatZZa Feast and Rest in Peace"
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posted on
04/27/2006 8:34:21 PM PDT
by
M1911A1
To: mkmensinger
In my world, that's known as "optimizing resources".
To: Larry Lucido
"Goodfella's Pizza"?Don't eat the Sicilian; trust me on this.
To: Larry Lucido
To: mkmensinger
In a related story, Domino's has adopted the "What-do-you-want-on-your-Tombstone" ad campaign.
To: mkmensinger
"Do you want flies with that?"
To: mkmensinger
This brings a fresh perspective to the phrase "to fall like Dominoes".
To: mkmensinger
"Open the drawer, it's Dominoes!"
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