It makes sense to me... After all, he took the sleep medication, and only then did he realize that he was late for a vote, so he hopped in his car and drove in the general direction of the Capitol, in search of police officers who could escort him through the 3 AM traffic to get to the vote more quickly. And, and, and, get this, he found them, exactly like he planned. And his lights were off because... because... because he was saving energy due to the Bush oil crisis, yeah, that's why his lights were off...
LOL, I knew this would be a good thread.
Karl Rove slipped him a mickey.