Posted on 05/05/2006 12:22:18 AM PDT by raccoonradio
Bad news for Patches Kennedy, good news for Cynthia McKinney.
At the risk of sounding like Jesse Jackson, do you think there’s a bit of a racial double standard at work here?
White congressman swerving around Capitol Hill at 2:45 a.m., with no lights on, smashes up his car, staggers around outside, claims he’s on his way to a “vote,” inquires if the cops know who he is, and . . . is given a lift home.
That’s how Patches Kennedy got treated. Then there’s Cynthia McKinney of Georgia, a black congresswoman who strides through a security gate, is chased by a Capitol cop, punches cop but doesn’t endanger anyone’s life and . . . is the target of a federal grand jury.
Poor Patches. For the second time in four years, he’s the poster boy for white privilege. Remember the old black lady he assaulted at LAX, a security guard making close to minimum wage? Didn’t she know who he was?
And for the umpteenth time in his life, Patches has made a pluperfect ass of himself while he was, well, what exactly?
The statement issued by Patches’ spokeswoman last night made the claim that alcohol was “not involved” in his late-night accident.
But was something else perhaps coursing through his bloodstream? After all, it was less than three weeks ago in Portsmouth, R.I., that he was T-boned as he tried to make a wild left turn into oncoming traffic.
Patches was in a hurry to get to a CVS drugstore, where, among other things, they sell many little bottles that have labels pasted on them that say “Do Not Operate Heavy Machinery” after ingesting.
And what “vote” was he headed for - a vote on whether to cancel last call and just keep the joint open all night long?
Talk about Kennedy deja vu - how many times have we all seen the headlines that were moving across the wires late yesterday?
First: “Kennedy involved in early morning accident.”
Which was followed, moments later, by the equally traditional, “Officers claim brass interfered in investigation of Kennedy accident.”
His father, Ted, was the runt of the litter, and Patches is the runt of the litter of the runt of the litter. And the martini olive doesn’t fall far from the tree.
Has Mothers Against Drunk Driving checked in yet to demand a full investigation of the alleged cover-up? Didn’t think so - no need to rush to judgment just because the Capitol Police union says its uniformed members were forbidden to perform field sobriety tests, and that the “collection of evidence” was not permitted.
So what if the cops say the kid gloves for the Boy Congressman “create the appearance of special favor for someone who is perceived to be privileged and powerful.”
Privileged? That’s for sure. Powerful? Not yet, thank goodness.
Just yesterday, Patches’ father, Sen. Ted Kennedy, was promoting a new book purportedly written by his dog, Splash.
From Splash to Crash.
The smoking gun here is the fact that Patches neglected to turn on his headlights. Guys like Patches always remember everything else, but they always forget the lights. Fortunately for Patches, the cops drove him home, which was quite sporting of them. They do that for everybody who gets into a wreck at 2:45 a.m.
So what happens to Patches next? I believe he’s one of the guardians of his mother, Joan. To paraphrase Juvenal, who will guard the guardians themselves?
I just have one final question for Patches’ guardian, his old man:
I know Dropkick’s is gone, Ted, but dammit, why can’t you get the kid a driver? Or at least let him use yours?
Heard on the Howie Carr show: difference between the other night and Chappaquiddick is that Ted was on his way to a boat (Chapp. Ferry) while Patches was on his way to a vote.
Ouch!
Wasn't that just PRICELESS!!!
I am really surprised that Patrick didn't just come out and say that he was "just testing the security barriers". It would certainly beat "my drugs done me wrong". I wonder if he will be investigated for doctor shopping.
"The left crucified Rush, but I bet we don't hear anything about this dolt's abuse of scrip drugs. "
Just think what the MSM would be doing if Rush had been driving the car and not Patches! They'd be absolutely giddy.
Talk radio's all over it (well, maybe not libtalk...)
http://radioequalizer.blogspot.com/
"For talk radio hosts seeking fresh fodder, it was just what the doctor ordered: yet another flap involving Rep. Patrick Kennedy (D-RI), son of the notorious Teddy (D-Chappaquidick).
"Call it talk's instant battery recharge. How could anyone resist this one?
"Late Thursday, news spread like wildfire that Rep. Kennedy had been involved in his second car accident in just the past two weeks, this time at 3am, near the Capitol.
"Unlike his father's infamous 1969 wreck, there were no fatalities this time.
"One striking similarity, however: in all three crashes, based on available details, favoritism allegations seem to have substantial merit."
Hey, I try, dammit!
Blame the national GOP. They never run anybody with a snowball's chance against this dipstick. Seriously. Big gripe of mine. You know half of what makes the blue states so blue? The Party doesn't even try. Doesn't want to waste the moxy on an unsure bet, I guess.
Rich.
Toooooo True!
Thx.
I'd rather go hunting with Cheney than clubbing with Patches.
Since when did we grant diplomatic immunity to the runt of the litter's runt of the litter?
Can anyone reading this tell me that after being in a crash at 3AM and staggering out of their car they would be given a ride home (without a sobriety test to boot)?
Out.Freakin'.Rageous.
Howie would always hint this particular Kennedy is gay. I'll bet he was coming home from a gay bar
My crystal ball sees a lawsuit against the maker of Ambien - "they should have known" - as well as legislation to protect us from those who can't read the warning labels!
A hostess at a favorite watering hole saw Kennedy drinking that night.
http://freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1627147/posts
Maybe it was a date rape drug.
>>Patches is the runt of the litter of the runt of the litter. And the martini olive doesn’t fall far from the tree.
LMBO! Worth repeating.
"And the martini olive doesn’t fall far from the tree."
Nor the turd from the bird, as Archie McNally would say.
"Ted K Passes Keys to his Son"
That title is hilarious. Talk about a loaded statement.
What if Tom DeLay was involved in this type driving?
What would the MSM have to say about this crash?
As with McKinney, How dare public servants not know who they are?!
This type of behavior is one of Rush's 'buttons.' Today's show might be extra good.
they are just about to cover this story on Fox!!
No pills found, eh?
Well, did they find a little gold straw, white lines on the dashboard, and lotsa glassine envelopes strewn under the driver's seat?
***Blame the national GOP. They never run anybody with a snowball's chance against this dipstick. Seriously. Big gripe of mine. You know half of what makes the blue states so blue? The Party doesn't even try. Doesn't want to waste the moxy on an unsure bet, I guess.***
How true! In the 2004 campaign I had a hard time even getting one Bush yard sign. I kept calling the local campaign office and they kept saying they hadn't received any yet. Still, as soon as I got one, several neighbors asked HOW I had done it and they put them up, too. We took our sign in every night and put it up in the morning because we knew we could never replace it.
Kennedy is getting trashed in the media with every account bringing up his past substance abuse issues.
One of the most odious things about the Left (and that's saying a lot) is their tolerance and even celebration of such injustice: one set of rules for them and the people they like, a different set of rules for you and me and anybody they don't like.
He passes his keys AND his genes.
The Kennedy Klan is the American version of the Perons - but longer lived. They breed like rats.
No kidding, it would be a three ring circus with the LIVE on the scene reports, interviews with people who have bd things to say about Bush, the whole bit.
Makes ya wonder if the Mass Republican Party is run by Kennedy moles, doesn't it? I know that there are people who actually believe that.
No kidding, it would be a three ring circus with the LIVE on the scene reports, interviews with people who have bd things to say about Bush, the whole bit.
Someone on another thread this am mentioned that Delay actually discussed the disparity of treatment in an interview yesterday, postulating that CNN's cameras would have been there before the crash had he been involved.LOL.
There's got to be a video in all of this: 'Rats Gone Wild!! or some such.
Holy cr*p!!!
Wow, Rove sure is powerful. He makes McKinney crazy and Kennedy drive drunk.
Joe Kennedy drove drunk and a young woman was left totally paralyzed.
People who get behind the wheel while impaired don't only risk their own lives, they risk the lives of everyone on the road.
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