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1 posted on 05/07/2006 8:33:25 AM PDT by nuconvert
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I have to warm up my Harley for about three minutes before I drive off. Barry, being a liberal wuss and a journalist, doesn't understand why an engine has to be warmed up before one takes off.


79 posted on 05/07/2006 10:29:54 AM PDT by vetvetdoug
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The motorcycle maniacs are bad but they do eventually leave and you couldn't catch up to them if you tried. The ones that annoy me are the ones with the huge speakers in their car that make the awful bumping sound that makes me feel like I am having a heart attack and they can follow you for miles in heavy traffic. I have actually pulled off the road and let them get away from me. I wish they would get ticketed for noise pollution.


80 posted on 05/07/2006 10:34:17 AM PDT by Ditter
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What it takes to be a jerk.

Three choices: Change your name to/and act like: Jimmy Carter, Bill Clinton or Al Gore!

83 posted on 05/07/2006 11:00:11 AM PDT by VOYAGER
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I'll add one to the jerk list: people who stand at the cashier at a gas station or convenience store, spending their last $50 on scratch-off lottery tickets, painstakingly choosing one lucky seven, two pirates gold, then standing there while they scratch each of them off, and when their $50 investment nets them a $5 winner, continuing to buy more lottery tickets...


86 posted on 05/07/2006 11:23:52 AM PDT by Sender (“The beginning of wisdom is to call things by their right names.” – Old Chinese proverb)
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Yeah...........sometimes I want to wring their necks, beat the crap out of them, then rub my boot into their wounds when their down gasping for air.




Oh, wait I thought we were talking about Peter, Paul, and Mary.
87 posted on 05/07/2006 11:24:05 AM PDT by macamadamia
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What about h'cap stalls in a public restroom?
If all the others are full, and you're "doin' the dance", is it ok to use that stall?

And if so, what if someone rolls into the john in a wheelchair just as you're stepping into the stall?
What is the proper thing to do? Anyone?

97 posted on 05/07/2006 1:22:19 PM PDT by yeff (Libs are like Slinkies ...useless, but fun to watch when you push them down the stairs :-Þ)
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"I'm an ass'o
He's an ass'o
Y-oodee-yup
Yoo-dee-OOO"

100 posted on 05/07/2006 1:54:43 PM PDT by RandallFlagg (Roll your own cigarettes! You'll save $$$ and smoke less!(Magnetic bumper stickers-click my name)
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He might have missed a few but the ones he got, he got right, dead-on


106 posted on 05/07/2006 2:04:07 PM PDT by muir_redwoods (Free Sirhan Sirhan, after all, the bastard who killed Mary Jo Kopechne is walking around free)
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I stink at posting photos and don't know photoshop, but I know I can count on Freepers. May I have a picture of George Costanza with some reference to the "Jerk Store" posted on this thread? Thank you very much.


119 posted on 05/07/2006 3:53:30 PM PDT by Scarchin (www.classdismissedblog.com.)
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Who can hear a Harley over the giant-subwoofer boombox cars? These things cause earthquakes.


138 posted on 05/07/2006 10:06:29 PM PDT by Pelham ("Doing the jobs that Americans won't do")
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