Posted on 05/11/2006 10:20:21 AM PDT by Abathar
Tackiness knows no gender or age.........
After seeing a picture of the bag in question somehow going in drag might come natural to this guy...
Doesn't that guy realize that by filing this bogus suit he's just announced to the entire world that he's an idiot? May he reap the, uh, 'benefits' of such stupidity...
What is this moron's major malfunction?!?
He won't be happy until nobody is happy.
Made in China with a unit cost of less than $0.50
SOMEBODY PLEASE SANCTION HIS LAWYER!!!!!!
He dude, just because your friends always call you "one sick mother" doesn't mean you are entitled to a gift on Mother's Day. It's just an expression (and not really a flattering one).
The Texas Rangers did last year. I took my Dad to the game and we each got a grilling set that included a pair of barbecue tongs, a nice heavy-duty spatula, and a basting brush. This year the only promotion on Father's Day is a "Sunday Sundae" special wherein kids under 13 get an ice cream sundae for a dollar.
My understanding was that the pink bats were made available only to the players who requested them (and they had a difficult time meeting all the requests). I hope Kevin Mench hits 3 home runs with the pink bat that he requested. His mother, like mine, passed away from breast cancer, so I consider him a kindred spirit.
Did they stuff the Mothers Day bags with ironing board covers?
Well, in that case I'm suing every gymnasium I come across for gender discrimination because they won't let me in the women's locker room. I'm also suing every public place that doesn't let me in the women's restroom.
Why are these "discrimination!" people always so unrealistic and want to ruin everyone's fun. Just because you have some mental problem that makes you think you can be considered a mother, don't sue everyone you can. Do you check "female" when you're filling out a form? GET A GRIP! YOU ARE A MAN! Just because you go out with men, it doesn't change your gender! Wait till Fathers' Day (although you probably shouldn't be a father, either)! Your preferences don't void your physical anatomy!
Pardon my French, but what a pussy!
What's next? A group of gorilla's ( PETA ) sue to stop the Rally Monkey?
LOL!
Probably the same psychologist....that Jack Bower should have beat the snot out of.
I'm easily pleased.
Beats a bobblehead or a cheesy seat cushion.
Last year, for Mother's Day, the Rangers gave out these t-shirts to the first 7500 ladies (age 14+):
This year, the Rangers are out of town on Mother's Day (playing in Boston), so perhaps that is why they have no Father's Day promotion since they were unable to have a Mother's Day promotion as well.
"This year, the Rangers are out of town on Mother's Day (playing in Boston), so perhaps that is why they have no Father's Day promotion since they were unable to have a Mother's Day promotion as well."
Sounds cowardly and PC to me. Think I'm gonna vomick......
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