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To: Sub-Driver
Another subsidized door stop by Knopf.
2 posted on
05/17/2006 2:44:27 PM PDT by
samadams2000
(Somebody important make The Call.....pitchforks and lanterns.!)
To: Sub-Driver
Gag, ralph, tulip, earl....
3 posted on
05/17/2006 2:44:47 PM PDT by
ncountylee
(Dead terrorists smell like victory)
To: Sub-Driver
Some days you just want to puke!
4 posted on
05/17/2006 2:45:06 PM PDT by
montomike
(If you didn't find this funny and were offended...have a riot.)
To: Sub-Driver
Yes and the title will be:
HOW TO GET A LEWINSKI AND NOT LEAVE DNA
To: Sub-Driver
6 posted on
05/17/2006 2:45:19 PM PDT by
soccer_maniac
(Do some good while browsing FR --> Join our Folding@Home Team# 36120: keyword: folding@home)
To: Sub-Driver
"Bill Clinton to Write New Book [will "lift spirits" and "touch hearts....]" Like Juanita Broderick will care.....
7 posted on
05/17/2006 2:45:24 PM PDT by
patriot_wes
(Law of Unintended Consequences; Infant Baptism = an unbelieving, unsaved church.)
To: Sub-Driver
....lift spirits....touch hearts...... MOVE STOMACHS!
8 posted on
05/17/2006 2:45:51 PM PDT by
Responsibility2nd
(A Moose Once Bit my Sister. Yeah. She Turned Moose-lim.)
To: Sub-Driver
"lift spirits" and "touch hearts," Clinton said in a statement."
This one is too easy. I'd get in trouble if I changed the nouns after the verbs.
9 posted on
05/17/2006 2:46:29 PM PDT by
OpusatFR
To: Sub-Driver
The American Library Association makes another donation of public funds to Democrats.
10 posted on
05/17/2006 2:48:10 PM PDT by
mrsmith
To: Sub-Driver
Bill Clinton to Write New Book [will "lift spirits" and "touch hearts....] ...and wipe butts.
To: Sub-Driver
12 posted on
05/17/2006 2:48:59 PM PDT by
MEG33
(GOD BLESS OUR ARMED FORCES)
To: Sub-Driver
More like "lift skirts and touch parts".
13 posted on
05/17/2006 2:49:09 PM PDT by
saganite
(Billions and billions and billions-------and that's just the NASA budget!)
To: Sub-Driver
will "lift spirits" and "touch hearts.... So he's given up touching other parts of female anatomy?
To: Sub-Driver
It'll make me lift spirits....one shot at a time.
17 posted on
05/17/2006 2:53:04 PM PDT by
wolfpat
(To connect the dots, you have to collect the dots.)
To: Sub-Driver
telling a story that he hopes will "lift
spirits skirts" and "touch
hearts parts,"
There, I fixed it.
19 posted on
05/17/2006 2:53:26 PM PDT by
umgud
(FR, NASCAR & 24, way too much butt time)
To: Sub-Driver
Bill Clinton to Write New Book [will "lift spirits" and "touch hearts....] More like "lift skirts" and "touch breasts".
20 posted on
05/17/2006 2:54:24 PM PDT by
ElkGroveDan
(California bashers will be called out)
To: Sub-Driver
When it comes to BJ Clinton and touching, the heart is last organ that comes to mind.
21 posted on
05/17/2006 2:55:09 PM PDT by
Perdogg
(Durham - The San Francisco of North Carolina)
To: Sub-Driver
Another book?
Did he write one already?
22 posted on
05/17/2006 2:56:24 PM PDT by
BenLurkin
(O beautiful for patriot dream - that sees beyond the years)
To: Sub-Driver
will "lift spirits" and "touch hearts," Clinton said in a statement.
More like harden my heart and put my spirits in the dump!
23 posted on
05/17/2006 2:56:34 PM PDT by
do the dhue
(I hope y'all will help bail me out of jail after I dot Alan Colmes's eyes.)
To: Sub-Driver
On "lifting spirits" [in a glass] a magisterial work has already been done by Ted Kennedy. What could WJC add to it?
25 posted on
05/17/2006 3:00:27 PM PDT by
GSlob
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