The Iraq War is the epitome of perfection!!! (Troll Quality Index Hits Five-Year Low)

[Nachoman]

You're Molly Ivans, aren't you?

[Delta 21]

[MEG33]

ROFLOL!

[Billthedrill]

Look - anal fissures are nothing to be ashamed about. You just overestimate your capacity and zap! you're in the Emergency Room getting that garden gnome surgically extracted. It wasn't your fault. Next time when the guy at the counter at the bath-house asks you if you're a new kid all you have to tell him is that the only sex you've ever had is with your hand and you're willing to try livestock, but you gotta work up to it. Lots of lube and remember your distemper and hoof-and-mouth shots. You can find true love, I just know it.

[DocRock]

I think I can confirm this is a new found transcript of the Viking Kitty (Spittin' Kittens Squadron) bomb run.
In this new video, you can hear VK Red and Blue leaders discuss trolls running scared.

Viking Kitty (Spittin Kittens Squadron) Bomb Run Video

Transcript:

Pilot: "Large group of individuals on the road, do you want me to take those out?"

Command: "Take them out."

Wing Man: "Not a good day for them."

(inaudible, but sounds like "yes sir")

VK Blue Leader: "Viking Kitty Red Leader, this is Blue Leader, Do you have a visual on all these trolls? Over."

Pilot 1: "10 seconds"

Command: "Roger"

VK Red Leader: "Roger Blue Leader, they are running scared from the Viking Kitties. Over."

Pilot: "Impact!"

Command: "Ohhhh Dude!"

Howard Dean: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"

[william clark]

And yet just as intellectually substantive as your average leftist rant against the war and/or Bush.

[GregoTX]

I do believe that was the best, the most thoughtful, the finest response to a troll I have EVER seen.

You Sir... are the King of debate. I hope to see you address the Senate someday on CSPAN.

[CJ Wolf]

[carmenbmw]

(snicker)
This is great! I needed a good zot, er, some entertainment just now.
Life just wouldnt be as funny without the occasional troll to get a laugh from!

[Poser]

Stunningly stupid troll. The subject line is exactly right.

[proud_yank]

I wouldn't wizz on this maggot if I saw it in flames. Besides, I'd rather Cheney-Rice in 2008.

Rat presidency coming up YEEEAAAHHHHH RIGHHHHT YEEEE HAWWWW

Loser.

[proud_yank]

my dear wife Meredith and I are taking my virginal daughter Annabelle

Hey, a few more years of liberal policy and perhaps it'd be perfectly legal for your young daughter to be not so virginal!

Run along troll, aren't you late for your NAMBLA meeting?

[skimask]

Looks like you got Dan Rathered

[Darksheare]

You guys sure seem to be upset that Will Pitt blew it again with his prediction of a Rove indictment.
That's the only explanation for your current behavior: getting toked up/boozed up and posting troll drek.
Oh well, have a nice zot.

[reagan_fanatic]

Whooo-ee, making fun of them there Christians, rednecks and Conservatives shore is fun, ain't it? You'ns must've spent pert near all night a-thinkin up such witty stuff.

Well, I gots to git - haveta put on my overalls and go plow the back 40 before the klan meetin' tonight.

Oh, yeah - you'ns got the Zot there, little feller.

[Kieri]

You've got WB wav files? I'm looking for the "I...am...Mo-Ron" clip from Freakazoid! I really wanted it during the Clinton Administration but couldn't find it...

[dynachrome]

Viking Hamsters skewer trolls!

[Mr. Silverback]

Well, I've gotta go, my dear wife Meredith and I are taking my virginal daughter Annabelle and my all American son Chip down to the Church, we haven't been there since the 5 hour mega service last night.

What a bunch of cowards you lefties are, scared of a bunch of Christians.

[PilloryHillary]