Skip to comments.The Iraq War is the epitome of perfection!!! (Troll Quality Index Hits Five-Year Low)
Posted on 05/17/2006 5:50:46 PM PDT by cheneyrumsfeld08
Hello, fellow white people! Yeeeeeehaawwwwww! What in tarnation is all this jibber jabber I hear about the Iraqi war going anything but one hundred percent perfectly?! I tell ya what that is: COMMIE talk! These Un-American libs (which include minorities, women, and other minorities, such as blacks and homosexual gay queers!) the war has turned into a black hole with no "forseeable" (whatever in tarnation that big word means) end in sight. To this I say, shut your damn mouth! The only opinions that should be expressed are those that are in total agreement with our distinguished president, Dick Cheney, and his lil buddy George H.W. Bush, a God amongst men. Bush's legacy is that that will rival Reagans. Now, I know most people consider the greatest presidents in history to be Abraham Lincoln and Ronald Reagan. Reagan I agree with, the man was a visionary. Lincoln lost my support the minute he freed them damn slaves! And they've been bitchin ever since! In order to secure his legacy, our Emperor, er... President needs to focus on the real problems: non-white, non Christian minorities. Cause they are the real enemy! YEEEEEEE HAWWWWWWWWWW!!!! Also, them Mex-E-Cans who are raging all sorts of damned hell down south! There's one way to defeat them, and that's to invade Mexico and destroy all their pueblos and taco stands! YEEEEEEEEHAWWWWWWWWWW!!!! Well, I've gotta go, my dear wife Meredith and I are taking my virginal daughter Annabelle and my all American son Chip down to the Church, we haven't been there since the 5 hour mega service last night. God bless America, and all in it except those who don't agree with our President! YEEEEEEEEHAWWWWWWWW!!!!
To quote Sheriff Fife, "He's a nut"
Its so stupid its hard to read ...did it say anything?
Yeeech... If this is the best the trolls can do, why do they even bother?
Bye Bye ZOT Bait!
How stupid are you? Obviously, you're a Liberal and a sissy.
Here kitty, kitty...
Sneak out of the basement to play on Mom's computer again.
So long .
If you're taking drugs, stop. If you're not taking drugs, seek medical attention and get a prescription for "anti-stupidity" pills.
Chain this troll to the doomed Titanic's stern, then
Pray only for the others, while he freeze-gurgles into oblivion.
oops that wasnt supposed to be CAPS
Nice. I've been gone a while, and I come back to zot within the first 5 messages!
Maturity has never been one of the liberals' strong suits...
"oops that wasnt supposed to be CAPS"
It's not. A little on the large side, though.
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I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly effective... Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal" people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are "challenged" persons in this world who find these things more difficult. If I had known, that this was your case then I would have never read your post. It just wouldn't have been "right". Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you. You are a disgusting piece of filth, incapable of honor. You are so vile that not even a lawyer would consent to sexual congress with you under any circumstances. Nay, even your right hand shuns such congress with you.
Ah, the Democrats. So like a cargo cult, so far from God....
What they intend to give the nation is the Angry Pantsuit. What they need to give the nation is .....
Be Seeing You,
Here's some juice. Now go sit in the corner and color the happy pony.
If Operation Iraqi Freedom is going so well for you side (American-Stalinist Left) then why do you sound so frustrated? Could it be the troops (Iraqi and American) have actually won over there and you have failed to stop them back here?
You have a nice day.
P.S. What's with the racist insults?
Attention Viking Kitties, Troll aisle two...
Hey, the keyword stupidisasstupiddoes has a nice little bonus right there in the middle.
Apparently, conservatives all talk like Yosemite Sam.
+++ to your 2400, yo.
Please let me know if you want ON or OFF my Viking Kitty/ZOT ping list!. . . don't be shy.
[Thanks, dead, for the .gif!>
You're Molly Ivans, aren't you?
Look - anal fissures are nothing to be ashamed about. You just overestimate your capacity and zap! you're in the Emergency Room getting that garden gnome surgically extracted. It wasn't your fault. Next time when the guy at the counter at the bath-house asks you if you're a new kid all you have to tell him is that the only sex you've ever had is with your hand and you're willing to try livestock, but you gotta work up to it. Lots of lube and remember your distemper and hoof-and-mouth shots. You can find true love, I just know it.
And yet just as intellectually substantive as your average leftist rant against the war and/or Bush.
You Sir... are the King of debate. I hope to see you address the Senate someday on CSPAN.
This is great! I needed a good zot, er, some entertainment just now.
Life just wouldnt be as funny without the occasional troll to get a laugh from!
Stunningly stupid troll. The subject line is exactly right.