Good thing they are looking after him.
Posted on 05/19/2006 11:46:18 AM PDT by meandog
TIOGA-NICETOWN - May 17, 2006 - A Philadelphia man is recovering from an attack, allegedly at the hands of his wife. The assault on his private parts has become public knowledge. In an interview with Action News after his release from, the 52-year-old victim spoke of his terrifying ordeal.
The 52-year-old Tioga-Nicetown man, who we are identifying only by his first name of Howard, arrived home late Wednesday, hours after his wife allegedly tore off two parts of his genitalia with her bare hands. Surgeons at Einstein successfully managed to repair the damage. Howard/Tioga-Nicetown: "Doctors did a beautiful job in E.R. and the paramedics did a wonderful job, they only took 4 minutes to get here." Howard says his 40-year-old wife Monica, who he says is bi-polar, somehow conceived the notion that he was cheating on her. So while he was asleep last night, she attacked him.
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Good thing they are looking after him.
So now we know why he screamed.
Every time I hear the word lockbox I laugh. Reminds me of the SNL parody of Al Bore.
This time it makes me wanna say OUCH!
She is a decendant of John Handcock.
"Getting it cleanly cut off with a sharp knife is one thing. Getting it ripped off by your wife's bare hands is a whole different matter!"
Either way, a simple "We need to talk," request would have been better. Actually, he needs to talk to a divorce attorney!
Youch! That's going to leave a mark.
It must be Friday :)
I pinged for the last thread on this topic, but it didn't last long. I won't bother for this one.
I bet she can play a mean trombone. A rusty trombone, that is.
Brilliant.
Thanks for pinging me to tell me you aren't pinging me. I can't tell you how much I appreciate learning about this.
Bi-polar women frequently become bag ladies.
Well, she did have him by the pole, and was left holding the sac, er bag.
Sorry, I'm using this guy's misfortune to get a laugh after a tense couple of days on FR.
Bi-polar or bi-puller?
LOL Definition of the Day
I wouldn't give her a second chance at the part she missed.
I wonder what part she left him.
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