[Irish_Thatcherite]

I apolgise, tulip, in advance...

Smith and Wesson, you're the one,
You make shooting lots of fun,
Smith and Wesson I'm awfully fond of you,
Woo woo be doo

Smith and Wesson, joy of joys,
When I squeeze you, you make noise,
Smith and Wesson, you're my very best friend, it's true,
Doo doo doo doo, doo doo...

[tuliptree76]

:-P

[Slings and Arrows]

You should work for their advertising department.