Reminds me of the time years ago when I had a legal hand-held radio that could pick up cell-phones. I was driving down the road listening....
"Hi Darling"
“Hey, baby”
“Where are you? You know we’re supposed to meet at the wedding supply store to pick out the place settings and napkins for the Reception!”
“I guess I just lost track of time. I had to get my brakes fixed, tires changed and have the car tuned up for the honeymoon.”
“Well, you certainly seem to be completely indifferent about wedding and everything.”
“I just don’t seem to have much of a knack for picking out all of that stuff, and besides you’re so good at it”
“You don’t really love me, do you?
“It’s not that, baby, but you said we’d have small wedding with a few friends and now it’s up to 500 people.”
“Maybe we shouldn’t be getting married, then?
SILENCE FROM THE GROOM THEN…..
“Darling?” then SILENCE……”Haven’t you got anything to say?” ….SILENCE
It literally went down hill from there…..