The Greatest Kos Posting Ever

National Review - The Corner ^ | 06/13/06 | [John Podhoretz

[P-40]

"Daddy" she said, "why are the Republicans doing this to the country?"

A childish question, but not unlike a question a child might ask.

Anyone remember those commercials? :)

[Tennessean4Bush]

This person needs to be put to sleep.

[DAC22]

Come on, that's got to be a Freep plant. BYW Che Che is Spanish slang for Boobs if it wasn't already mentioned.

[true_blue_texican]

Big C.O.S.!!!

Crock O' Sh!t!!

[MrCruncher]

This is stolen from a column by drama queen Frank Rich of the NY TIMES.

I remember it well.

He could sue for plagiarsm.

[NinoFan]

Brilliant!

[NinoFan]

Anyone have that "Count all 88" picture? I'm surprised someone hasn't posted it already.

[Kryptonite]

I think my daughter could tell something was wrong.

Yep, with her old man. Projection is so easy to come by among leftists. Have to give credit to his child, though. She's as smart as a whip!

[Musket]

That can't be real....but it sure is funny!!!

[BradyLS]

I believe it!

[BigSkyFreeper]

I swear, everything on the left is a damned conspiracy.

[MarkL]

Wow! Congress-Critter Voinovitch posts on the Daily Kos as "Che-Che?" Who knew?

Mark

[BJungNan]

I just got through reading that post on KOS to my daughter and she started crying. She's having a slumber party tonight and I made the mistake of reading it to her friends. Now they are all crying and a couple called their parents on their cell phones. They came over and read the post and now they are crying. Can you imagine, four adults crying in my living room right now. And the girls all balling their eyes out in my daughter's room. All over that, that (wiping tear from eye), that letter in KOS.

Why do liberals so hate our country? It's enough to make you, me, eight girls, four adults...wait, now my wife is crying too.

Darn you KOS!

[MarkL]

After the final vote to pass the concealed carry law in Minnesota, I left the Senate gallery to go home. On the way out I passed a female Senator who had just fought against the passage. Her husband (cuckhold) and two children were with her in the hall. The woman was crying and saying "...because the Republicans want to see a lot of people killed." Of course, she was responding to the kiddies question asking why she was crying.

It's really amazing that people like this actually exist, but I've seen it myself... I was working (on some computers) on-site at a temp agency, when one of the agency employees came into the office, and it was easy to tell she had been crying. I asked her if she was OK, and she told me that "No, she wasn't OK! That bastard Bush had just been re-elected, and he was going to reinstitute slavery." I mean, come on now. How do you respond to that... I was just sort of dumb-struck. I said "huh?" She said that with the Republicans controlling the House and Senate, and with Bush as president, they were going to reinstitute slavery for Blacks. And then she broke out in tears again.

Frightening, isn't it?

Mark

[MarkL]

Okay Mr. President. Crocodile tears in 3...2...1...Go.

The sad thing is that a "real human being" is capable of laughing at a funeral. I've done it myself, when telling a story about the one who's no longer with you. When my Uncle died, I told a story which some in my family had forgotten, and others had never heard, that brought back memories, and everybody was laughing hysterically. It's possible to lose someone you love, and laugh from the gift of the impressions they made on your life.

But Clinton saw the cameras and realized that he wasn't giving the impression that he wanted to give. And instead gave an impression quite different than what he was hoping to give.

Mark

[MarkL]

I remember when my 5-year old son asked me, "Daddy, what is a blow job?"

Thanks a lot, Slick!

I think next week I'll be able to send some more money as I may have extra work. My friend Patty promised me a blow job. Your loving son, Navin

Steve Martin, in "The Jerk."

Of course, you didn't have to take your son to see the movie, if you didn't want to. It's a bit harder to protect him from the information when it's broadcast from every news and media outlet.

Mark

[freedom moose]

this must be a parody

[skimask]

To quote PJ..."Lousy FReeper troll"

[beyond the sea]

Priceless!

[beyond the sea]

LOL ......... I was just about to ping you to this to have you see this.

Is this not priceless?

;-)