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The Greatest Kos Posting Ever
National Review - The Corner ^ | 06/13/06 | [John Podhoretz

Posted on 06/13/2006 5:58:21 PM PDT by GWB00

The poster's handle is CheChe. The text captures everything you need to know about the Angry Left:

I don't think I've ever seen such a look of misery and dejection on the face of my daughter as I just did a moment ago. She just couldn't understand why the President would be going to Iraq when so many things are wrong in this country. "Doesn’t Mr. Bush care about us anymore?" she asked pitifully.

I sat down with her on the sofa and (as calmly as I could) tried to explain to her why the President seems to be abandoning his country. "Honey, I think his boss, Mr. Rove, sent Mr. Bush out of the country in order to keep himself out of the newspapers. You see, he wasn’t sure if he was going to be arrested today or not, and so he planned Mr. Bush’s trip ahead of time just in case...”

I tried to keep my voice steady, but it became increasingly difficult - the rage and feelings of helplessness were just too much. I think my daughter could tell something was wrong. I found myself at such a loss for words - nothing made any sense; nothing makes sense anymore. I finally had to admit, "Honey, I just don't know - I don't know what's going on in this country anymore..."

When I finished her lower lip started to tremble and her eyes began to fill with tears, "Daddy" she said, "why are the Republicans doing this to the country?" Well, that was it for me: I finally fell apart. She just fell into my arms and we both began sobbing for several minutes.

For once she had to comfort me and get me back on my feet. Sometimes I just think it's too much, but seeing the strength in my young daughter's voice helped me to get through.

To paraphrase Oscar Wilde: It would take a heart of stone not to laugh at the grief of Little CheChe.


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To: CedarDave

Wow, I'm hurling and laughing at the same time......interesting experience.


101 posted on 06/13/2006 6:50:33 PM PDT by mockingbyrd
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To: GWB00

Is CheChe so stupid he thinks Bush is not coming back from Iraq?? I really feel sorry for the little girl.


102 posted on 06/13/2006 6:53:09 PM PDT by ozzymandus
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To: BonnieJ

Oh, I do. I have a liberal family member and they are raising their little girl the same way.

This little child is obsessed with politics. At every family get together, she gets me in the corner and says things like "My daddy says Christopher Columbus was a bad man" or "President Bush likes to hurt people." trying to get some sort of reaction she can report.

They take her to see Michael Moore and Cindy Sheehan. They are robbing her childhood.


103 posted on 06/13/2006 6:54:09 PM PDT by I still care ("Remember... for it is the doom of men that they forget" - Merlin, from Excalibur)
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To: GWB00
"To paraphrase Oscar Wilde: It would take a heart of stone not to laugh at the grief of Little CheChe."

To paraphrase anyone with an ounce of sense: It would take a fool as big a CheChe not to get a good belly laugh over such drivel.

104 posted on 06/13/2006 6:54:20 PM PDT by TheClintons-STILLAnti-American
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To: river rat

LOL Yeah Buddy. Good Tag Line too!


105 posted on 06/13/2006 6:55:47 PM PDT by SaveUS
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To: beyond the sea

Personally I think it's a complete and utter fabrication. The fundamentalist left has abandoned reality and actually believe that they can make up stories that are false but accurate representations of their little "realities".


106 posted on 06/13/2006 6:56:54 PM PDT by cripplecreek (Never a minigun handy when you need one.)
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To: Mo1

Thanks for the ping! :-)


107 posted on 06/13/2006 6:58:25 PM PDT by nopardons
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To: cripplecreek
Personally I think it's a complete and utter fabrication.

Me too. By a conservative with a cynical, sick, misanthropic, sarcastic, dark and cruel sense of humor. But it wasn't me. Only because I never thought of it.

108 posted on 06/13/2006 7:02:40 PM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: GWB00

Actually, this sounds like one of those made-up stories that politicians tell all the time...in order to make there point of view sound so important...


109 posted on 06/13/2006 7:05:54 PM PDT by Txsleuth
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To: Mo1


What horrible people --- good to see them miserable.


110 posted on 06/13/2006 7:05:56 PM PDT by onyx (Deport the trolls --- send them back to DU)
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To: digger48

Poor CheChe . . . the best part is when the PW guys start worrying about his "perpetually dehydrated, over-emotional daughter."


111 posted on 06/13/2006 7:06:33 PM PDT by Xenalyte (The trouble with ignorance is that it picks up confidence as it goes along.)
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To: Flyer

I'm giggling so hard, I almost spilled my beer!


112 posted on 06/13/2006 7:07:10 PM PDT by Xenalyte (The trouble with ignorance is that it picks up confidence as it goes along.)
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To: Bush gal in LA

That wingnuttery got on C-Span? How come I never hear the gold like THAT?


113 posted on 06/13/2006 7:09:04 PM PDT by Xenalyte (The trouble with ignorance is that it picks up confidence as it goes along.)
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To: Billthedrill
"Doesn’t Mr. Bush care about us anymore?" she asked pitifully.

If one was inclined to believe this fiction at all, ChaCha blew it by pretending the little liberal-in-training, whose brainwashing already is advanced enough that she believes Republicans are responsible for every wrong in her pathetic little life, is nonetheless so refined that she refers to the head witch doctor as "Mr. Bush".

Anyone who knows KoolAid liberals such as ChaCha knows that is way beyond believing in Santa Clause.

Of course, liberals choose to believe that Michael Moore makes "documentaries", so I imagine they know thay can spin whatever yarns they like and have them lapped up like cheap Merlo by those eager to believe anything that fits their delusional system.

114 posted on 06/13/2006 7:10:33 PM PDT by TheClintons-STILLAnti-American
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To: infidel29

Great tagline!


115 posted on 06/13/2006 7:11:08 PM PDT by beyond the sea (Scientists Are Itching to Blame Poison Ivy's Effect on Global Warming)
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To: cripplecreek

You noticed that too?

The Rove, Bush, and Cheney of their darksome fantasies don't live in this universe...


116 posted on 06/13/2006 7:13:41 PM PDT by Knitting A Conundrum (Act Justly, Love Mercy, and Walk Humbly With God Micah 6:8)
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To: Xenalyte
I'm giggling so hard, I almost spilled my beer!

Alcohol abuse!

Tag line from college: Don't drink and drive. You might hit a bump and spill some.

117 posted on 06/13/2006 7:14:54 PM PDT by TontoKowalski
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To: cripplecreek; GWB00
It is a great Gag. How about at least three versions. Someone was just pulling one over on KOS and NR fell for it;)

The Caribbean is our Gulag Archipelago (9+ / 0-)
I don't think I've ever seen such a look of misery and dejection on the face of my daughter as I just did a moment ago. She just couldn't understand why the President would condone torturing so many innocents to the point that they would want to kill themselves.
I sat down with her on the sofa and (as calmly as I could) tried to explain to her why the President would put a general in charge of a civilian agency. "Some people are bullies and can only feel important when they make others feel miserable", I was forced to say.
I tried to keep my voice steady, but it became increasingly difficult - the rage and feelings of helplessnes were just too much. I think my daughter could tell something was wrong. I found myself at such a loss for words - nothing made any sense; nothing makes sense anymore. I finally had to admit, "Honey, I just don't know - I don't know what's going on in this country anymore..."
When I finished her lower lip started to tremble and her eyes began to fill with tears, "Daddy" she said, "why are the Republicans doing this to the country?" Well, that was it for me: I finally fell apart. She just fell into my arms and we both began sobbing for several minutes.
For once she had to comfort me and get me back on my feet. Sometimes I just think it's too much, but seeing the strength in my young daughter's voice helped me to get through.
Bottle-feeding newborns is like forcing them to smoke cigarettes.
by CheChe on Fri May 19, 2006 at 11:58:44 AM PDT

Trying to Hang On (6+ / 0-)
I don't think I've ever seen such a look of misery and dejection on the face of my daughter as I just did a moment ago. She just couldn't understand why the President would nominate a military man to run the CIA. "Don't soldiers kill people?" she asked pitifully.
I sat down with her on the sofa and (as calmly as I could) tried to explain to her why the President would put a general in charge of a civilian agency. "They do kill people honey, but only sometimes", I was forced to say.
I tried to keep my voice steady, but it became increasingly difficult - the rage and feelings of helplessnes were just too much. I think my daughter could tell something was wrong. I found myself at such a loss for words - nothing made any sense; nothing makes sense anymore. I finally had to admit, "Honey, I just don't know - I don't know what's going on in this country anymore..."
When I finished her lower lip started to tremble and her eyes began to fill with tears, "Daddy" she said, "why are the Republicans doing this to the country?" Well, that was it for me: I finally fell apart. She just fell into my arms and we both began sobbing for several minutes.
For once she had to comfort me and get me back on my feet. Sometimes I just think it's too much, but seeing the strength in my young daughter's voice helped me to get through.

Bottle-feeding newborns is like forcing them to smoke cigarettes.
by CheChe on Thu May 18, 2006 at 01:23:47 PM PDT
Tears of Shame (26+ / 2-)
I don't think I've ever seen such a look of misery and dejection on the face of my daughter as I just did a moment ago. She just couldn't understand why the President would be spying on everyone. "Even my Grandma?" she asked pitifully.
I sat down with her on the sofa and (as calmly as I could) tried to explain to her why the President has ordered a group of spies to collect information on every American. "And yes honey, even Grandma", I was forced to say.
I tried to keep my voice steady, but it became increasingly difficult - the rage and feelings of helplessnes were just too much. I think my daughter could tell something was wrong. I found myself at such a loss for words - nothing made any sense; nothing makes sense anymore. I finally had to admit, "Honey, I just don't know - I don't know what's going on in this country anymore..."
When I finished her lower lip started to tremble and her eyes began to fill with tears, "Daddy" she said, "why are the Republicans doing this to the country?" Well, that was it for me: I finally fell apart. She just fell into my arms and we both began sobbing for several minutes.
For once she had to comfort me and get me back on my feet. Sometimes I just think it's too much, but seeing the strength in my young daughter's voice helped me to get through.
Bottle-feeding newborns is like forcing them to smoke cigarettes.
by CheChe on Thu May 11, 2006 at 09:55:08 AM PDT

118 posted on 06/13/2006 7:15:33 PM PDT by bwteim (KW-ArabOpEd: Iraqis are celebrating the death of Zarqawi while Al Jazeera is holding a funeral)
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To: bwteim

His poor miserable, dejected, perpetually dehydrated, overwrought daughter! Aieeeee!


119 posted on 06/13/2006 7:16:23 PM PDT by Xenalyte (The trouble with ignorance is that it picks up confidence as it goes along.)
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To: CedarDave

Thanks for the link. I already added it to my favorite places.
Scooter sounds like half my roommates in college.


120 posted on 06/13/2006 7:19:30 PM PDT by Lancey Howard
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