"Ok, fine then. I would like Rabbit to be banned, because frankly his bad attitude offends me. And while we're at it, can we just dump Christopher Robin? I don't like his shoes. Thank you."
And I'm offended that you failed to include Eeyore. He is clearly a Democrat.
"Good morning, Eeyore," said Pooh.
"Good morning, Pooh Bear," said Eeyore gloomily. "If it is a good morning, which I doubt," said he.
"Why, what's the matter?"
"Nothing, Pooh Bear, nothing. We can't all, and some of us don't. That's all there is to it."
"Can't all what?" said Pooh, rubbing his nose.
"Gaiety. Song-and-dance. Here we go round the mulberry bush."
Don't even get me started about Tigger! He's got to be a liberal wacko.