ABC News begs: Send us 'global warming' evidence

WorldNetDaily.com ^ | 06/22/2006

[rwa265]

This girl wearing my sister's ruby slippers and holding a dog who says she's from Kansas threw a bucket of water on me and

HELP I'M MELTING. I'M M-E-L-L-L-T-I-N-G. O-H-H-H-H-H

[mr_hammer]

My ice cream cone is melting! :-(

[Polyxene]

Has your life been directly affected by global warming?

Definitely. Every time I hear Albert Arnold Algore, Jr. speak, my eye starts to twitch, I get a sharp pain in my head, hot flashes wash over my entire body, and I want to take a sledgehammer to my internal combustion engine. Oh, and my cat starts to howl. (sarc)

[kidd]

I think my wife is hot.

Cause: Global Warming.

May every married man's globes experience warming as well.

[Recovering_Democrat]

I sent them this.

For the past several years I've experienced a lot of hot air emanating from the oral cavities of politicians, broadcasters and environmentalists. The heat is stifling, and the sources are unwilling to shut their mouths long enough to hear contrarian points of view. I believe this has contributed mightily to the upsurge in global temperatures, and in fact I blame these people for the increase in hurricane activity.

[Carl LaFong]

Oww! My burrito's hot! And it was frozen a couple of minutes ago! There ya go ABC.

[Question_Assumptions]

Global warming has made a huge difference in my life. If it weren't for global warming, there would be huge glaciers only a few miles north of my house, that would periodically release floodwaters and I'm sure Manhattan, where I work, would be uninhabitable.