[do the dhue]

My Sister lives in Florida. I want to drill oil in the Gulf. Especially near Cuba (before the Chinese and the Cubans get to it). She argues that the Oil Comapanies will ruin her beaches. This web page says that all the people who flock to live near our beaches are wrecking them with their runoff and human waste. I sent this to my Sister and told he that if she wants to save the beaches, she should move away or stop having bawl movements. I then said, 'let me compromise. Since you mess our beaches up with your human waste, plese allow us to drill our own oil.'

Liberals: someone so opened minded that their brains fell out.

[Louis Foxwell]

A little crude on the beach is good for the complexion.