[Gingersnap]

Good Lord! Even heroin isn't as bad as heroin.

These constant scare tactics on every single aspect of life have done their job on me. I now plan to drink whiskey while eating a stick of butter and getting a tan. I won't be wearing a helmet or using a seat belt while I do this.

Take that, UN nannies!

[sarasota]

LOL!

[muggs]

Don't forget to run with scissors while you have a sucker in your mouth.