Okay, you do realise I'm a MINO (Mormon in name only.)
They don't claim me, and I left them behind years ago, but my name is still on there rolls since I was born into it.
There are a lot of us here in Utah. We go by the names Jack-Mormon, Ex-Mormon, Anti-Mormon and Born-Again Mormon. It shouldn't make any difference to you however, as long as "conservative" is included in that title.
Dane is a WINO.
A Winner in Name Only.