Posted on 06/29/2006 10:51:13 PM PDT by HAL9000
Ben Laden summons Bush to give the skin of Zarqaoui to its family
PARIS - the chief of the terrorist network Al-Qaïda, Usama Bin Laden, summoned American president George W. Bush to give the skin of Abou Moussab Zarqaoui to his family and promised that Jihad in Iraq would not stop with the disappearance of Zarqaoui, in an audio message put in line Friday.
"I say to Bush: you must give the skin of the hero to his family. You do not delight in addition to measurement. The banner (of Jihad, or holy war) did not fall: it was given to another lion of Islam. We will continue our combat against you everywhere (in the world), in Iraq, in Afghanistan, in Somalia and in Sudan ", Ben Laden in a sound message declared in which it pays a vibrating homage posthumous to Zarqaoui.
Ben Laden also summoned the king Abdallah II of Jordan to leave the skin Zarqaoui return in its country.
"I say to your agent in Jordan: truce of tyranny. You prevented Abou Moussab, of alive sound, to return in its fatherland. Do not prevent it now (that he died). That which should leave in first of Jordan for Hijaz, they is well you ", declared Ben Laden.
"Hijaz is your fatherland and that of your ancestors before Great Britain does not indicate Abdallah I, as servant in Jordan", it added.
He don't tell us what to do!
From what I could tell from the photos, all that was left was the foreskin.
Have at it, Osama.
Bush should tell Osama to come over to the White House and he will give IT to him.
"Ben Laden summons Bush to give the skin of Zarqaoui to its family"
Sure thing Binny, come on over and pick it up.
Turn yourself in and maybe we'll consider your request. ;)
"Sure Osama-dood. We'll return the body to Jordan. In fact, please come to Baghdad personally to claim it...."
The more exposure that bin Laden gets, the less odd Ed Gein looks.
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Hey Osama, write a letter to Murtha, or Pelosi, or Kerry, or Kennedy. If all else fails, write a letter to the editor of the New York Times. I'm sure one, or all, of the above would be glad to help you in obtaining your demand.
And the leopard skin nightie..
Tell him to stick his head up a dead bear's bum!
Send his "skin" to a sausage plant. Then send it home.
Make that a PORK sausage plant!
That goes without saying.
The skin? What's Osama gonna do, get a taxidermist? Is there something in Islam that makes the skin more desirable than the whole remains?
Funny, I don't recall Osama asking for the skins of those 19 demonoids who murdered thousands in the WTC attack. I'm sure their skins roasted like pork rinds, and they're roasting even hotter now.
Speaking of roasting pork, I think I'm gonna do up some baby backs for the 4th of July.
Bush will get right on it.
Perhaps, the body could be returned, after wrapping it in pigskin.
prisoner6
That is what is left of him. As we see the remains are handled with dignity.
BTW - Here are some of his fellows who are just about to meet their 72 virgins:
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You can have Zarqawi's hide as soon as we're done stretching it over this form:
http://www.vandykestaxidermy.com/images/products/01227175-lg.jpg
Bush, I say to you- you will give the skin of Zarquawi to his family. As you listen to this message, be advised that my associates and I are seeking legal counsel from your ACLU. By Allah- we will sue you Bush. We will take this matter to your Supreme Court. They will see to it that you follow our orders. You will be hearing from our attorneys soon.
Sincerely,
Osama
They need to ship this decaying sack of human garbage to a Purina plant in the U.S. where the body can be ground up and blended with swine feed. Russian authorities wrap the bodies of Islamic terrorists in pig skin and bury them secretly.
Bite my bender.
OBL is apparently suffering from third stage dementia. He can't even put a sentence together.
UBL also said that; "George Bush is a Pharaoh."
I'd like to find UBL out in the middle of the desert in a one-on-one...
Brrrrrrng. . .brrrrrng. . . click
WH: Thank you for calling the White House Comment Line. If you're calling from a touch tone phone, please press one.
Bup.
WH: If you'd like to leave a comment for the president, please press one.
Bup.
WH: All our operators are currently assisting other callers. Please wait for the next available operator. You will experience silence while you are waiting. Your call is important to us--
WH: This is the White House Comment Line. What state are you calling from?
OBL: The state of eternal jihad against the infidel devil in the Oval Office.
WH: And your comment for the president today?
OBL: You must return the skin of the hero to his family.
WH: Do you wish to add anything?
OBL: I have been instructed by Mohammed to fight the infidel wherever he may be until all the world proclaims there is no god but Allah and Mohammed is his prophet.
WH: Thank you for your comment for the president today. Good Bye.
Click.
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
Sorry, it's marinating in runoff from the hog slaughtering plant. And there it shall remain.
Bin Laden demands...Hey you bearded pussy! how about WE demand you show up somewhere outside your cave and a five hundred pounder lands in your lap!
The body...Hey osama lama ding dong... come and get it...
Sorry, Osama, we're having it made into a football and are going to use it for the kickoff at the Super Bowl.
Come get it Osama.
OBL...STFU.
tick, tick, tick
Yes by all means return the body.
May I also suggest that Big Al's private parts be wrapped in in a pigs hide blanket.
Instead, Zarqaoui's body should be wrapped in bacon, strapped to a drone packed with heavy explosives, and sent to Mecca.
Sorry, osama lama ding dong, he is sleeping with the fishes.
I believe the sovereign government of Iraq has custody of the body. Take it up with them, oh camera-shy one.
Osama,
Sounds good to us. We'll meet you at First and Main in Baghdad. Come by yourself.
USMC
"We will continue our combat against you everywhere (in the world)..."
This must be a Karl Rove videotape that allows President Bush to justify going into Iraq for the oil and for revenge against Saddam for attempting to assassinate his father.
Come and get it, Binnie!
I demand a pony.
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