Of Mayonnaise and Minorities [Mayo is forbidden to Muslims!]

American Thinker ^ | July 6, 2006 | Keith Roderick

[do the dhue]

The radicals think they can return the muslim nation back to the time when they had supreme power by rolling back time. hence the reference to things not available at that time in history.

Here is an idea:
Lets say to terrorist, 'no Mayo. No problem. Now, come over here and trade your car bomb for a camel that will catch on fire.

[Alouette]

Jalapeno peppers...New World

Whatever. There are a lot of Asian hot peppers.

[vidbizz]

Could you please pass the Grey Poupon?

[glorgau]

Automobiles and cell phones didn't exist at the beginning of Islam either. Let's see if those get banned.

[Irish Queen]

Amen to that! The main difference is that Miracle Whip substitutes sugar in the place of eggs. The only other ingredients are vegetable oil, lemon juice, and a trace amount of salt. Personally, I try to avoid prepared foods where the first or second ingredient listed is some form of sugar. [Examples: Miracle Whip, Regu Spaghetti Sauce, Sugar Pops, Country Time Lemonade, Shake and Bake Seasoning, ... ]

[nkycincinnatikid]

Just Hell-manns!

[jakerobins]

Before the Supreme Court makes us close gitmo I say we change the menu to BBQ sandwiches and ham & cheese with lots of MAYO.

[Brandie]

Thank you for your this, how very kind of you.
I am going to make some over the weekend. I love Falafel it is a favorite of mine.

[Alouette]

Just Hell-manns!

It's Best's west of the Rockies.

"Bring out the Hellmann's, Bring out the Best's"

It's not exactly, "traditional," but kids in my family were brought up to eat gefilte fish with a mixture of mayo (or Miracle Whip, their choice!)and horseradish, which we called "chrainonnaise"

The "rebels" in the family mixed (G-D have mercy on us!) MIRACLE WHIP with horseradish. Oy.

The females, on "Weight Watchers," avoided the Hellmans and the Miracle Whip and insisted on strictly CHRAIN, plain beets and horseradish.

[Alouette]

Bring out the Hellman's East of the Rockies and bring out the Best's...... West of the Rockies...

[Alouette]

Bring out the Hellman's East of the Rockies and bring out the Best's...... West of the Rockies...

[Brytani]

Ummm mayo was invented by the French, now I can understanding boycotting anything by them but come on - how else can you eat a nice ham sandwich without a good slathering of mayo?

(hiding my neck from Islamists)

[Larry Lucido]

Mayo wouldn't have anything to do with mooslimes anyway.

[Rightwing Conspiratr1]

Tomato...New World

True...and Israel is now one of the largest growers and exporters of Tomatos/Tomatoes from the old world.

[dagoofyfoot]

Good Grief. They have lost their collective minds.


Yeah right...


Like they ever had them to lose in the first place.
I can't say that I've ever seen any evidence of it in my life time.

[Old Professer]

With so many monotheists contending, how many then, the faces of God?

[hosepipe]

Islam is a zoo...

[sheik yerbouty]

I always thought that they used the mayo with their goats..

[monkeyshine]

What else is there to say? People who sell ice are terrorized? You are murdered for mayo?

Yes, the terrorists are absolutely insane... but sad that there is no pitchfork rebellion against these maniacs. Instead, people stop eating mayo and shave their goatees out of fear, when they should be stomping on the heads of these Islamic fascists, shredding them into string cheese like Mussolini on a stick.

[ApplegateRanch]

Abraham was "made" in Israel......is the Patriarch banned?

In their version, Abraham gets moved to Mecca; and it was Ishmael, not Isaac, that he was ordered to sacrifice.

After that episode, Abraham built the Kaaba, and put the black stone into its place.

Wish I were joking, but that is truly what they believe.