Oh, he was gooooorgeous!
Posted on 07/14/2006 6:33:56 AM PDT by Military family member
ALOHA, Ore. — A woman who called 911 to get "the cutest cop I've seen" sent back to her home got a date all right — a court date.
The same sheriff's deputy arrested her on charges of misuse of the emergency dispatch system.
Washington County Sheriff's Sgt. David Thompson told KGW-TV of Portland it all started with a noise complaint called in last month by neighbors of Lorna Jeanne Dudash. The deputy sent to check on the complaint knocked on her door, then left.
Click here to read the KGW-TV story.
Thompson said Dudash then called 911, asking that the "cutie pie" deputy return.
"He's the cutest cop I've seen in a long time. I just want to know his name," Dudash told the dispatcher. "Heck, it doesn't come very often a good man comes to your doorstep."
After listening to some more, followed by a bit of silence, the dispatcher asked again why Dudash needed the deputy to return.
"Honey, I'm just going to be honest with you, OK? I just thought he was cute. I'm 45 years old and I'd just like to meet him again, but I don't know how to go about doing that without calling 911," she said.
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You must not be female. There are cop groupies and firefighter (sigh) groupies. Must be the man in uniform thing...
I forgot:
HOMELY FEMALE COP SCENARIO 2:
"Huh? Go out with you, have dinner and possibly sex with you, or...get a ticket for speeding? Ummm...how much will the ticket be?"
HOMELY FEMALE COP SCENARIO 3:
"Huh? Go out with you, have dinner and possibly sex with you, or...get a ticket for speeding? Well, heck now, darlin...that ain't much of a choice now, is it? Your place or mine?" (Male driver adjusts hair in pickup truck rearview mirror...)
Oh...and:
GOOD LOOKING FEMALE COP SCENARIO 2:
"Huh? Go out with you, have dinner and possibly sex with you, or...get a ticket for speeding? This is a trick, right? This is one of those hidden camera shows...right?"
GOOD LOOKING FEMALE COP SCENARIO 3:
"Huh? Go out with you, have dinner and possibly sex with you, or...get a ticket for speeding? Did my wife put you up to this?"
GOOD LOOKING FEMALE COP SCENARIO 4:
"Huh? Go out with you, have dinner and possibly sex with you, or...get a ticket for speeding? Me?"
"Friends" Ep. 5.16: "The One With the Cop"
Phoebe: I'm in Vice. Yeah, in fact, I'm undercover right now. I'm a whore.
Cop: Who... who else is in vice up there?
Phoebe: Um, do you know, um Sipowicz?
Cop: Sipowicz? No, I don't think so.
Phoebe: Yeah, Sipowicz. Yeah, um, big guy, kind of bald.
Cop: No, I don't know him.
Phoebe: Don't try to call him or anything, 'cause he's not there. He's out. His, um... his partner just died.
Cop: Wow. Well, tell Sipowicz I'm real sorry for his loss.
Phoebe: I sure will. Take care.
Cop: Hey! By the way, I'm sure Sipowicz is gonna be all right. I heard that kid from Silver Spoons is really good.
Cop (knocks on door): I'm looking for Phoebe Buffay!
Phoebe: Oh, God, it's him! It's that cop! God, I can't believe it! He found me!
Rachel: Oh my God, Phoebe, are you gonna go to jail?
Phoebe: Well, if I'm going down, I'm taking you with me. Harboring a fugitive? That's one to three years minimum. Good luck, Chandler.
Oh, he was gooooorgeous!
She didn't drink a beer. She never got that far. She tried to use a fake license to buy a beer.
My experienced partner would recognize the address when we were dispatched to her house and when we got there we would take our flashlights and search around her property.
We never found a prowler, but when we went inside her house to talk to her there was always a fresh-baked pie (still warm) and a pot of coffee.
I kinda' think she just wanted someone to talk to and maybe do a little "Granny nurturing".
Definitely good-looking
Your story made me think of a passage I read in the book "Cops". It was a book that has interviews with cops where they just told stories, they way you might hear them do if they were at a party having a drink with other cops. A great book, and a very easy read, because each story was only a page or two at the most, sometimes just one paragraph.
In the book, a cop relates a story about a little old lady who said the man next door was parading back and forth in front of the windows of his house with nothing on.
The cops showed up, and she brought them into her kitchen and said "See?" The cops looked at each other and said they didn't see anything. She pulled over a chair, stood on the chair and looked out the row of windows up near the ceiling of the kitchen, looked out and said "Look! He's doing it now!"
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"That's taking up valuable time from dispatchers who could be taking true emergency calls," [Thompson] said."
Which is why they took up the valuable time of the policeman, booking officer, correctional officer, magistrate, prosecutor, and (likely) public defender ARRESTING her. It's like cops have nothing better to do than bust this fool instead of violent criminals. There aren't any of THOSE running around loose, of course.
They also have a new thing these days........if they have to show up for ANY reason, SOMEBODY is going to jail.
This is one reason to avoid attracting their attention voluntarily.
Case in point.
I would argue just the ooposite. The jail is so overfilled with Drug offenders that the cops don't want to pick up anybody if they don't have to.
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