Oh Happy Day -- The Wonderful Joyous Events of a ZOT

[rapture tonight]

I am traveling from blog to blog to spread the wonderful news.

The current events in the Middle East are the most wonderful happenings I have ever seen. Surely, we are in the end times. The very end times. I expect to be in paradise by the end of the weekend. Probably today. Won't you join me?

[.cnI redruM]

I've been in paradise, you've been in paradise, we've all been in paradise. Is her number still the same one she wrote on the bathroom wall over at the Y?

[ThomasThomas]

I expect to be in paradise by the end of the weekend. Probably today. Won't you join me?

Is that Texas, Nevada, California, Arizona, Florida, Utah, Kansas, Pennsylvania or maybe Montana Where is Paradise Island? Lost Wages, Nevada

[Carl LaFong]

How can a rupture be a wonderful happening? Why that's a very painful, ugly injury.You can be disa...Oh, ....rapture??
Never mind
--Emily Litella

[OSHA]

I've seen several articles claiming that this is why Christians are for the war. All written by totally clueless, secular people. How dumb.

They've been rapture crazed over at DU for the past few days.

[sayfer bullets]

[Hebrews 11:6]

If I'm not mistaken, the Bible says nobody knows when the end will occur.

Actually, Jesus said, "No one knows about that day or hour, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father....42"Therefore keep watch, because you do not know on what day your Lord will come." [Matthew 24:35-37, 42, emphasis added]

That leaves plenty of room for perhaps discerning by the press of events that it is fast approaching. Of course, we have many cautionary tales of people who thought they knew and didn't. Still, those who are carefully observing and correctly interpreting events might realize "this is the year," then "this is the month," then "it's sometime in the next week."

[Cedric]

Mid-Trib.

[Eric in the Ozarks]

That's part of the mystery. We always cook up four or five slices of bacon, then cube a Hormel Cure 81 or other good ham, chop up one big onion and add those into the four pounds of g. beans after they're cooked in a pot. I cheat on the little 'taters. They come in little cans.

[darkwing104]

Lame...Try again moron...

Please let me know if you want ON or OFF my Viking Kitty/ZOT ping list!. . . don't be shy.

[don-o]

Freep all day - make one beer run and miss the zot.

Just damn!

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

I expect to be in paradise by the end of the weekend. Probably today. Won't you join me?

No, but you go ahead.

Say hello to the Hussein boys for us won't you? And tell them to save a seat for daddy.

[garyhope]

Oh, too bad about the potatoes. Have you ever tried the fresh little red ones? They're so much better, but they can be a lot of work.

Another thing my mom did with the litte red potatoes (and the smaller the better) is to cook them in chicken stock, drain them, then add some butter, a little milk or cream, salt, pepper and parsley. You can't eat just one! So good.

Damn, I'm hungry!

[monkapotamus]

[don-o]

[stylecouncilor]

ping

[Lady Jag]

[Donald Rumsfeld Fan]

The current events in the Middle East are the most wonderful happenings I have ever seen. Surely, we are in the end times. The very end times. I expect to be in paradise by the end of the weekend. Probably today. Won't you join me?

...Too much kool aid.

[vigilante2]

[DocRock]

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