Zahi "Zowie" Hawass will always be my favorite, because no one could write jokes that funny. ;')
The Western Desert and the oases at Farafra and Bahariyya
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As it happened, as we waited for our hotel room to be readied we sat down next to Zahi Hawass, the famously egotistical Director of Antiquities in Egypt. Julie leaned over to ask him, "excuse me, are you..." and was unable to finish before he proudly declared, "yes, I am!"
The White Desert is remarkable for its white rock formations called inselbergs, carved into unlikely shapes by wind and sand...