Ted: "Hmmmmmm... a Singapore Sling- shot of gin, some Benedictine, some cherry brandy, some lemon juice, sugar syrup...... hmmmmmmm......."
Patrick: "Ya know... I wonder if I'm on Double Secret Probation......."
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To: petercooper
pATRICK, mY FINGERS SMELLS LIKE FISH??
2 posted on
07/31/2006 12:22:41 PM PDT by
mmyers
To: petercooper
So far only 1 direct death can be pinned on those two. Let's update next year.
To: petercooper
4 posted on
07/31/2006 12:22:46 PM PDT by
Lovergirl
(Once a SnowFlake always a SnowFlake. (We stand by you, Israel))
To: petercooper
Patches: "Paw, did they just say that ethanol will have an additive to keep people from drinking it?"
Teddy: "That Damn Bush! He pulled another fast one on us!" 
6 posted on
07/31/2006 12:25:37 PM PDT by
avacado
To: petercooper
To: petercooper
Ted and Patrick Kennedy listen to the English translation of their UN Drinking Crimes tribunal.
8 posted on
07/31/2006 12:26:01 PM PDT by
KarlInOhio
(Loose lips sink ships - and the New York Times really doesn't have a problem with sinking ships.)
To: petercooper
Voice over the earphones: "The first thing you must do
is admit that you have a problem. You cannot break your
addiction until you admit the problem..."
9 posted on
07/31/2006 12:26:35 PM PDT by
Brilliant
To: petercooper
"Patches" ain't looking too good.
11 posted on
07/31/2006 12:27:29 PM PDT by
Vision
(“I press on toward the goal to win the prize for which God has called me" Philippians 3:14)
To: petercooper
What do you mean you're doing that waitress? I thought I was doing that waitress.
To: petercooper
Ted:"This Nuri al-Maliki talks a good game. I'll just have pay careful attention to what he says so I can contradict him later, despite the facts."
Patches: " "
13 posted on
07/31/2006 12:28:25 PM PDT by
MAexile
(Bats left, votes right)
To: petercooper
Dumb and Dumber
To: petercooper
(Teddy) Hmmm. I'd never thought of it before but Patch DOES look like Cindy Sheehan. Was she the one in the Senate cloak room? Naw!.."
15 posted on
07/31/2006 12:31:01 PM PDT by
llevrok
(Sunsets don't last forever.)
To: petercooper
17 posted on
07/31/2006 12:32:22 PM PDT by
Redcloak
(Speak softly and wear a loud shirt.)
To: petercooper
20 posted on
07/31/2006 12:33:14 PM PDT by
Fighting Irish
(Béagán agus a rá go maith)
To: petercooper
It's amazing!
He's speaking in Arabic but we can hear in English with our magic ear muffs.
How do we do that?
Is there nothing Kennedys cannot do?
22 posted on
07/31/2006 12:35:01 PM PDT by
N. Theknow
((Kennedys - Can't drive, can't fly, can't ski, can't skipper a boat - But they know what's best.))
To: petercooper
The forlorn beaten looks, the headsets, remind you of another picture.
24 posted on
07/31/2006 12:37:21 PM PDT by
iowamark
To: petercooper
Not a caption, but why do some Easterners (from the East Coast) vote for people simply because they are from a famous family (i.e. the Kennedys and the Rockefellers)?
To: petercooper
One bourbon, one scotch, one beer
Well I ain't seen my baby since I don't know when,
I've been drinking bourbon, whiskey, scotch and gin
Gonna get high man I'm gonna get loose,
need me a triple shot of that juice
Gonna get drunk don't you have no fear
I want one bourbon, one scotch and one beer
One bourbon, one scotch, one beer
26 posted on
07/31/2006 12:40:25 PM PDT by
Millee
(A joke then, a joke N.O.W.)
To: petercooper
Note how Teddy's headphones are on backwards.
29 posted on
07/31/2006 12:44:59 PM PDT by
Andyman
(God loves you just the way you are . . . but too much to leave you that way.)
To: petercooper
Who's Patches father? He doesn't look a thing like the Orca or his mother Joan.
31 posted on
07/31/2006 12:45:21 PM PDT by
mass55th
(Courage is being scared to death - but saddling up anyway~~John Wayne)
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