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Are You a Moonbat? (I am a bug on the zotmobile’s windshield)
Squashed Buggerboy

Posted on 08/01/2006 8:35:11 AM PDT by bug thomas houseboy

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If you think all Americans should have access to affordable health care, then you’re a moonbat.

Make that "If you can't understand that there is no such thing as free anything, and that redistributing wealth in the form of health care will lead to health care costing the taxpayer more and being of lower quality, then you're a moonbat."

If you want American kids to stop dying in Iraq, then you’re a moonbat.

Make that "If you want Syria and Iran to swoop into Iraq, carve it up for themselves, and pick up whatever WMDs we haven't found yet, you're a moonbat."

If you believe a livable wage should be available for all Americans, then you’re a moonbat.

Nice try. "If you don't understand that a higher minimum wage leads to unemployment, you're a moonbat."

If you believe it is wrong for the Government to spy on our private phone calls, then you’re a moonbat.?

Heh. "If you believe that the government has the inclination and the resources to spy on your calls to Aunt Mabel, you're a moonbat."

If you think it is wrong for America to torture prisoners, then you’re a moonbat.

More like "If you think sleep deprivation, intimidation, feeding people rice pilaf and orange glazed chicken, and providing them with Korans constitutes 'torture,' you're a moonbat."

If you think America and Israel should be above killing civilians, then you’re a moonbat.

"If you think it's Israel's fault that Hezbollah uses civilians as cover, you're a moonbat."

If you think stem cell research could help save lives, then you’re a moonbat.

"If you're twisted enough to favor killing children to save the lives of adults, you're definitely a moonbat."

41 posted on 08/01/2006 8:49:25 AM PDT by Gordongekko909 (I know. Let's cut his WHOLE BODY off.)
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To: bug thomas houseboy

Houseboy is a moonbat. IB4TZ


42 posted on 08/01/2006 8:49:58 AM PDT by jazusamo (DIANA IREY for Congress, PA 12th District: Retire murtha.)
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To: dead
Dead, that is so wrong on so many levels!
hahahaha

43 posted on 08/01/2006 8:50:19 AM PDT by tiredoflaundry (The right wants victory, the left wants to surrender. It's that simple.)
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To: bug thomas houseboy

Your babysitter let you use the computer again, didn't she?


44 posted on 08/01/2006 8:50:24 AM PDT by polymuser (There is one enemy and one war.)
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To: bug thomas houseboy
If you've ever gone to a pro-choice rally to pick up women, you might be a moonbat.

If you've ever gone to a pro-choice rally to pick up other women, you might be a moonbat.

If you worry that your hot flashes may contribute to global warming, you might be a moonbat.

If you've ever tried to unlock the wrong hybrid vehicle in the Whole Foods parking lot, you might be a moonbat.

If you've ever had nightmares about Karl Rove reading your MySpace page, you might be a moonbat.

If you've ever been too stoned to protest, you might be a moonbat.
45 posted on 08/01/2006 8:50:29 AM PDT by Redcloak (Speak softly and wear a loud shirt.)
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To: Dooderbutt

Usually the mods pull the thread and retitle it. If you get in before that, the poster hasn't been banned. Sometimes they let the poor schmuck live a bit longer to twist under the scorn.


This one got banned between posts 6 and 9 as near as I can figure, I was trying to reprimand dead for that Hillary pic and got the "This Thread Pulled" screen.


46 posted on 08/01/2006 8:51:18 AM PDT by Tijeras_Slim (Crazier than a rattlesnake at a Thai wedding)
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To: tiredoflaundry
The image is seared in my brain. I will never forget it....
47 posted on 08/01/2006 8:51:38 AM PDT by bwteim (bwteim = Begin With The End In Mind)
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To: bug thomas houseboy
If you think all Americans should have access to affordable health care, then you’re a moonbat.

I think all Americans should have access to guns. Then poor people wouldn't need to tax the rest of us for healthcare, they could steal it honestly.

If you want American kids to stop dying in Iraq, then you’re a moonbat.

Well, no. If you want American kids to die in Iraq so you can attain political power, you're a Democrat.

If you believe a livable wage should be available for all Americans, then you’re a moonbat.

There's this "work" thingy, see? That's what makes a wage of any sort "available." You should try it sometime.

If you believe it is wrong for the Government to spy on our private phone calls, then you’re a moonbat.

Or a terrorist. That clicking noise on your line is Karl Rove, Abdul.

If you think it is wrong for America to torture prisoners, then you’re a moonbat.

I don't think "America" does anything like that, but if you let me pick who to torture and what to do with them, we got us a deal.

If you think America and Israel should be above killing civilians, then you’re a moonbat.

"Above" isn't a moral position, it's where you fly the bombers.

If you think stem cell research could help save lives, then you’re a moonbat.

Actually I do. But if you think human foetuses make a dandy cash crop, you're really a moonbat.

Thanks for playing.

48 posted on 08/01/2006 8:52:06 AM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: bug thomas houseboy

IB4TZ?


49 posted on 08/01/2006 8:52:07 AM PDT by VRWCtaz (A challenge to Liberals: I will read any book you name - if you will do the same. (very few takers))
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50 posted on 08/01/2006 8:52:34 AM PDT by mysterio
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To: bug thomas houseboy

here kitty shitty kitty


51 posted on 08/01/2006 8:52:36 AM PDT by italianquaker (Democrats and media can't win elections at least they can win their phony polls.)
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To: bwteim

LOL!


52 posted on 08/01/2006 8:52:48 AM PDT by tiredoflaundry (The right wants victory, the left wants to surrender. It's that simple.)
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To: Dooderbutt

Once the Mods change the title post to indicate Zot fodder you are in after the Zot.

If you reply before the title change then you are in before the Zot.


53 posted on 08/01/2006 8:53:09 AM PDT by A message (We who care, Can Not Fail)
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54 posted on 08/01/2006 8:53:15 AM PDT by reagan_fanatic (Get off my lawn!)
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To: bug thomas houseboy
If you think all Americans should have access to affordable health care, then you’re a moonbat.

That's actually "Taxpayer funded healthcare" moonie. If you want American kids to stop dying in Iraq, then you’re a moonbat.

Here's the real choice moonie - American soldiers dying overseas or American citizens dying in the streets of the US.

If you believe a livable wage should be available for all Americans, then you’re a moonbat.

If you don't think that raising the minimum wage will put low income Americans out of work and raise prices for the rest of us.

If you believe it is wrong for the Government to spy on our private phone calls, then you’re a moonbat.

The government is only listening in on calls made from suspected terrorists overseas to the US. If you that worries you, you're more than a moonbat.

If you think it is wrong for America to torture prisoners, then you’re a moonbat.

I'd slice them into little pieces and feed them to hogs if I thought it would prevent another 911.

If you think America and Israel should be above killing civilians, then you’re a moonbat.

The Muslims are targeting civilians hiding in civilian neighborhoods and that doesn't seem to bother you.

If you think stem cell research could help save lives, then you’re a moonbat.

No one I know of is against stem cell research. We're against using unborn baby parts. There are other sources of stem cells that don't involve chopping up unborn babies to get them.

55 posted on 08/01/2006 8:53:19 AM PDT by mbynack (Retired USAF SMSgt)
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To: Lunatic Fringe
If you think embryonic stem cell research could help save lives, then you’re a moonbat.

Embryonic stem cell research has produced bupkis. Adult stem cell research has produced several treatments already and shows great promise for lots more.

56 posted on 08/01/2006 8:53:50 AM PDT by RebelBanker (If you can't do something smart, do something right.)
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To: bug thomas houseboy
If you think all Americans should have access to affordable health care, then you're a moonbat.

If you can't grasp that taking money from one person to make something more affordable for another person is wrong, you're a moonbat.

If you want American kids to stop dying in Iraq, then you're a moonbat.

If you think peace and security can be achieved without anyone dying, you're a moonbat. If you don't think that Americans in the military die during times of peace, due to accidents, suicides, and so on (which are included in the Iraqi death toll), then you're a moonbat.

If you believe a livable wage should be available for all Americans, then you're a moonbat.

If you believe you should get paid more than your work is worth, then you're a moonbat.

If you believe it is wrong for the Government to spy on our private phone calls, then you're a moonbat.

If you believe the government is spying on your private phone calls, you're a moonbat -- or a terrorist, at which point I want the Government to spy on your calls.

If you think it is wrong for America to torture prisoners, then you're a moonbat.

If you think keeping a prisoner up for 48 hours while asking them questions or putting or even putting panties on their head or making them pile up in a naked human pyramid is "torture", then you're a moonbat.

I f you think America and Israel should be above killing civilians, then you're a moonbat.

If you think you can kill the bad guys who hide behind civilians without ever killing civilians, then you're a moonbat. If you blame America and Israel, who do everything they can not to kill civilians, rather than the terrorists that hide behind them and endanger them, then you're a moonbat.

If you think stem cell research could help save lives, then you're a moonbat.

If you don't care about the destruction of the unborn needed to get those stem cells, then you're a moonbat. If you don't know or care that they can do research on adult stem-cells, then you're a moonbat.

57 posted on 08/01/2006 8:54:03 AM PDT by Question_Assumptions
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If you think the terrorists were framed you're a moonbat.

If you think Bush had a personal involvement in 9-11 you're a moonbat.

If you're just posting a flaming vanity on Free Republic you're pathetic.


58 posted on 08/01/2006 8:55:10 AM PDT by Tzimisce (How Would Mohammed Vote? Hillary for President! www.dndorks.com)
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To: Tijeras_Slim

This has to be one of the fastest ever, don't you think? It was zapped and then restored for playtime within a few minutes.


59 posted on 08/01/2006 8:55:59 AM PDT by bwteim (bwteim = Begin With The End In Mind)
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To: A message; Tijeras_Slim

Thank ya'll for the explanation. I thought it might have something to do with that, but now I know what to aim for! Woo hoo!


60 posted on 08/01/2006 8:56:39 AM PDT by Dooderbutt (It's God's job to judge the terrorists. It's our job to arrange the meeting.)
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