New Vaccine Discovered To Prevent Liberal Stupidity

The National Ledger ^ | 08/4/2006 | Chris Davis

[ZOOKER]

I know this is a sarcasm post, but we need at least a tiny shred of believability.

The fact that Dr. Duke's vaccine targets brain cells tells me it might work on monkeys, but will fail miserably on liberals.

[writer33]

Leaders of Muslim terrorist groups and the United Nations denounced the vaccine as another American imperialist effort to obtain another "weapon of mass instruction" for use on Arab women and children.

Good one.

[writer33]

Looks to me we are going to have a lot of people leaving the liberal and demo movements if this is true.

It's ugly out there and there's a lot of work to do.

[writer33]

What is it called??? The ID10T pill?

That's it. :-)

[writer33]

Thanks for the picture, Paul. It's perfect. I appreciate it.

[Luke21]

Does it make them want to go to work?

[azhenfud]

"Is it alcohol-soluable?"

No. But, it has a very high lead content.

[writer33]

Give an extra large dose to members of NOW, please!

Come on. You aren't defending your sisters in arms against us evil, conservative pigs.

:-) Hehe!

[writer33]

The fact that Dr. Duke's vaccine targets brain cells tells me it might work on monkeys, but will fail miserably on liberals.

I should have known, Zooker. Thanks for pointing that one out. :-)

[writer33]

Dr. Duke does admit, however, that takers of the vaccine would suffer some odd side effects. He noted that the vaccine takers would suffer from an enlarged backbone, they would stop picking their nose, start working regularly, and became more engaged via logging onto the internet.

:-)

[betsyross1776]

well, let's get ready.let's get set , and let's go! Look these guys are easy , give them enough rope and they will hang them selves. When they do, we pull it shut! Don't worry, before the election ,the demos will stick their foots in their mouths. They have so much to work with, the foolish and the dumb!

[Lady Jag]

Good!   Maybe it'll counter the stupid injections that Dem leaders have been giving humans to turn them into DemoGnats.

[Redbob]

"The vaccine, currently in the throws of a study, is reported to stop the spread of absurdities and other abnormalities associated with liberalism."

Apparently does not, however, prevent the spread of that public school disease, "kant spel!"

(hint: throes...)

[writer33]

I'm glad you're bored.

[writer33]

Hint: Go teach.

[writer33]

Ping!

[writer33]

Ping!

[GeronL]

is this the same disease I called Autonomous Irrational Leftism???

[wagglebee]

Bring back lobotomies!

[Enterprise]

Well, you didn't do ME any favors! The downside is that I had cheetah trained to get me a banana, and now he tells me to get off my leopard skin covered ass and get my own banana! The upside is that he can recognize what is and what is NOT a vine.