New Vaccine Discovered To Prevent Liberal Stupidity

61 posted on 08/04/2006 8:58:27 PM PDT by Smartass ("In God We Trust" - "An informed and knowledgeably citizen is the best defense against tyranny")

(...I love that one too)

62 posted on 08/04/2006 9:07:33 PM PDT by kstewskis (Hey La Raza and illegals....IDENTITY THEFT IS NOT A VICTIMLESS CRIME!!)

Keep waving that flag and keep back-handing the left. In short, keep up the great work in defense of liberty.

63 posted on 08/04/2006 9:20:37 PM PDT by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh walks in the footsteps of giants: George Washington, Ronald Reagan and Noah Webster.)

Thanks for the ping!

64 posted on 08/04/2006 10:02:27 PM PDT by Alamo-Girl

LOL, Snoopy is dancing to the tune of the wizard's wand!

65 posted on 08/04/2006 10:10:14 PM PDT by potlatch (Does a clean house indicate that there is a broken computer in it?)

To: bitt; devolve

66 posted on 08/04/2006 10:13:32 PM PDT by potlatch (Does a clean house indicate that there is a broken computer in it?)

67 posted on 08/04/2006 10:45:35 PM PDT by devolve (fx 9125_AMERICANS_KILLED_2003_BY_ILLEGALS MEX_ILLEGAL_GOT_911_TERRORISTS_ID NO_NUEVO_TEJAS)

Listened to the music, shut down time?

He's playing "Bonga Wonga Wonga, I Don't Wanna Leave The Junga - Oh No, No, No No"

Binga, Banga Bunga, I'm So Happy In The Junga, I Don't Wanta Go"............

Glad you asked??

68 posted on 08/04/2006 10:53:03 PM PDT by potlatch (Does a clean house indicate that there is a broken computer in it?)

Gee

That don't seem to play that one much any more!

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Your monkey .gif should be able to be worked into a webpage somehow

You must have one of the biggest image archives around

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69 posted on 08/04/2006 11:06:27 PM PDT by devolve (fx 9125_AMERICANS_KILLED_2003_BY_ILLEGALS MEX_ILLEGAL_GOT_911_TERRORISTS_ID NO_NUEVO_TEJAS)

Ya, I do have a lot and keep adding. But I have been deleting some too, probably the ones I'll want next month!

Do you want the url for the Monkey?

Curious to see the kind of page that would make, lol.

70 posted on 08/04/2006 11:09:52 PM PDT by potlatch (Does a clean house indicate that there is a broken computer in it?)

URL - Yup -

I can think of a few ways to use it -

He looks like an act that Ed Sullivan or Johnny Carson would have had --

71 posted on 08/04/2006 11:13:59 PM PDT by devolve (fx 9125_AMERICANS_KILLED_2003_BY_ILLEGALS MEX_ILLEGAL_GOT_911_TERRORISTS_ID NO_NUEVO_TEJAS)

To: HonestConservative

Were any liberals injured in the creation of this vaccine?

Durn, we got a trial lawyer lookin' for victims already....

72 posted on 08/04/2006 11:16:33 PM PDT by Loud Mime ("Countdown": A documentary about Keith Olbermann's dwindling IQ.....)

Letterman! Funny animal acts or whatever he called it!

73 posted on 08/04/2006 11:16:44 PM PDT by potlatch (Does a clean house indicate that there is a broken computer in it?)

"Stupid Dog tricks"?

Not sure

The dogs that shoot basketball with their nose

Amazing stuff

74 posted on 08/04/2006 11:36:57 PM PDT by devolve (fx 9125_AMERICANS_KILLED_2003_BY_ILLEGALS MEX_ILLEGAL_GOT_911_TERRORISTS_ID NO_NUEVO_TEJAS)

75 posted on 08/04/2006 11:37:25 PM PDT by devolve (fx 9125_AMERICANS_KILLED_2003_BY_ILLEGALS MEX_ILLEGAL_GOT_911_TERRORISTS_ID NO_NUEVO_TEJAS)

To see these monkeys go from a near zombie, to an informed group, almost brought me to tears. Just imagine what we can do with the U.S. Senate.”

I was waiting for that shoe to fall!

Good one, Chris!

76 posted on 08/05/2006 2:22:51 AM PDT by Budge (<>< Sit Nomen Domini benedictum. <><)

To: HonestConservative

Were any liberals injured in the creation of this vaccine?

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LOL!

77 posted on 08/05/2006 4:11:29 AM PDT by trisham (Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)

After talking with Dr. Duke, the vaccine works by developing antibodies that inhibit the transmission of information from one side of the brain to the other. Under normal evolution, the brain evolved so that almost connections for the transmission of information or nerve impulses crossed to the other side of the brain or body. It seems that in liberals, these paths were duplicated so that information is double-crossed in liberals resulting in liberals perceiving things as if they were mirror images. This explains why liberals get everything backwards.

Dr. Duke went on to say that he believes the antibody is directed at L-isomerase which would shut down only one of the optically active paths that cross connect the two sides of the brain. More research is planned to confirm this hypothesis. If Dr. Duke's hypothesis is correct, lobotomizing half-wits should have the results equivalent to giving the vaccine to Democrats.

There is more to the story however. Dr. Duke explains that although the vaccine appears to restore sanity to liberals, it has not returned their egos to normal. Although liberals get everything backwards, the apparent doubling of their own egos makes them think they are twice as smart as the half-wits they actually are. Several of the monkeys who responded favorably to the vaccine have since committed suicide when they realized that they might not be God, raising some doubts about whether vaccine testing could proceed in humans. House Republicans have proposed doubling the research funding to keep the project moving forward. Speaking on behalf of Democrats in the Senate, Senator Kennedy said that there has never been a bill to spend more money that Democrats weren't willing to support. In a show of party unity, Senator Clinton expressed her approval of Republicans finally seeing the benefits of more funding for health care, especially on the left coast in California where Dr. Duke believed he would find enough half-wits to complete the lobotomy studies.

78 posted on 08/05/2006 5:53:13 AM PDT by HopefulPatriot (Freedom means making your own choices instead of government making the choice for you.)

"Just imagine what we can do with the U.S. Senate.”

Bwa hahahaha.. hurry get'er done.

79 posted on 08/05/2006 6:51:45 AM PDT by SeaBiscuit (God Bless America and All who protect and preserve this Great Nation.)

This article tends to support my theory about who is a liberal.

The liberals’ existence can be explained by my theory that a liberal is a person who lacks the gene required for humans to process reality.

The theory’s proof may take several years and does not extend to those agendas that are served by the constant shearing of the liberal sheep because the liberal cannot process reality.

80 posted on 08/05/2006 7:30:12 AM PDT by MosesKnows

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