[redstates4ever]

Maya: "Cyntia lost." Oprah: "Yeah, girl. Dammit."

[GreenAccord]

Maya: I think I'll write a poem about poverty.

Oprah: I think I'll do a show about poverty.

Both: I feel better about myself.

[isthisnickcool]

Oprah: No, I never think about sex.

Maya: Me either. Do you think Hillary thinks about sex?

Oprah: LOL! Funny!

May: Sorry, I could not resist. LOL!

[relictele]

"How are we going to make a buck from this snoozefest?"

[pillut48]

"Lamont won."
"Yeah, now everyone will realize how looney the liberals are!!
Dang!"

[Extremely Extreme Extremist]

"I know she didn't girlfriend!"

[oldleft]

Oprah: "Damn, I wish I had some crack."

Maya: "You can always whore for it. It's not so bad."

[DTogo]

Multi-millionaire Oprah: "Poverty, yeah, I think about it all the time at my mansion in Montecito (Santa Barbara)."

[TexasCajun]

"Hey Girl! Are ticket sales gonna cover Slick's appearance fee?"

[cyborg]

look bored

[edzo4]

lets see doprah foprah loprah nope I can't think of anything that rhymes with Oprah either.

[wardaddy]

Life's dwindling supply of estrogen etched on a woman's face is a sad thing to observe.

[Doogle]

Big O:..."remember that car giveaway thang?. I just got a bill for 100 air fresheners,and there's been 32,000 government recalls....can't wait for the next natural disaster.....they have hurricanes in Vail? "

[keithtoo]

"A rock
Iraq
Climate change
Loose change
Talk show
A leaf blowing in the wind
Sittin at a table
Conundrum
Bad poetry
Headache
Heartache
Toothache....."
[to be continued]
'sound of gunshot to head'
peace....

[Spiff]

What RINOs attended this year? Last year, we saw RINO Jim Kolbe - congressman from Arizona attend and speak. I'll go check.

[guitar4jesus]

SKANKS!

[RSmithOpt]

OPFRAH: "Oh crap!!! They just suggested letting government take more money from the rich."

"Sister. Can you believe that sh$t?"

"I've worked damn hard to get mine."

MAYA: "Well, guess that's what we gets from being Democrats."

[My2Cents]

"Wake me when it's over."

[sportutegrl]

Maya: I'm bored. Hey, Oprah, so are you a lesbian or not?

Oprah: Yes I do, but not with you.

Maya: So what are we going to do now?

[My2Cents]

It still cracks me up that that this thing is called the "Clinton Global Initiative," or "CGI." Of course, CGI also stands for "computer generated image," or virtual reality -- making something which isn't real or has no substance in the real world, look real. This description also applies to the "Clinton Global Initiative."

[Redcloak]

"Gary! Speak to me!"