[Velveeta]

Any entrepeneur wanting to start up "Pork Chop Airlines" will make a gazillion dollars.

The motto could be "When Pigs Fly".

That'd take care of the terrorist plots on planes.

[npg]

wow, that is funny, and a good idea.

I'm calling my bankers.

[Quix]

Hey! I'm all for it.

Pig leather seats. Only pork for meat. pork rinds for snacks. And label the beer & sodas "Pigp*ss Beer/sodas." Though most wouldn't drink.