DFU SONG: Jeopardy (Dems in charge of security is as scary as a child molestor owning a day care)

wtv-zone.com ^ | 8-2006 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

[doug from upland]

MIDI - JEOPARDY

Some have asked how it would be...with Dems in charge of security
And so, my friends, I am being fair...this is how it would compare

There's a child molestor freed...he knows just the business that he needs
So he goes out and he buys a home...to start a day care for his own

[doug from upland]

Writing the history of our time in song.

[doug from upland]

Ping

[luvie]

Hey, there. Glad ya kept me on the ping list! Give 'em 'ell!!!:D

[proudmilitarymrs]

You've captured it!

Another Top 40 hit Doug!

Thanks!

[doug from upland]

Idiot alert: So he goes out and he buys he a home ---- I've asked the mods to drop the second "he"

[hershey]

Bingo! According to a recent Fox or CNN poll, Americans know dems in power leave the US unprotected.

[doug from upland]

Do you have the poll handy?

[doug from upland]

Yes, Alex, I'll take LEFTIST POLITICS for $1,000.

ANSWER: "like putting the Democrats in charge of national security"

QUESTION: Alex, that would be "What is the equivalent of putting a child molestor in charge of the day care."

[Bob]

Idiot alert: So he goes out and he buys he a home ---- I've asked the mods to drop the second "he"

So, it's supposed to be: "So he goes out and buys he a home"? :=)

[doug from upland]

I think I sent the Moderator a short clip of that sentence --- "...and he buys he a home." I asked him to drop the second he. It was fixed and all is well.

[freedumb2003]

So he goes out and he buys he a home

[doug from upland]

See No. 11

[freedumb2003]

You just have to take all the fun out, huh? ;)

[doug from upland]

Well, all of a sudden it felt like a grammar jihad. :)

[freedumb2003]

Oh, c'mon - my pic was pretty funny :)

[doug from upland]

Okay, it was funny.