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Katie Couric wants your Ideas on how to Sign-off
CBS Evening News ^

Posted on 09/05/2006 6:46:19 PM PDT by Phil in San Diego

This ought to be fun, Katie Couric asked viewers for ideas on a tag line she could use to sign-off each night.

How about one of these?
1.) Did you like my dress please og on and let us know.....
2.) I'm Katie Couric and please watch tommorow, I'll be wearing a pink mini-skirt....
3.) That's a summary of the democratic talking points for today September 5, 2006....

Any Ideas?


TOPICS: News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: cbs; couric; doesmybuttlookbig; nolegsnoratings; shethinkswecare
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1 posted on 09/05/2006 6:46:21 PM PDT by Phil in San Diego
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To: Phil in San Diego

Did she really???.......??....???...thats so embarassing....


2 posted on 09/05/2006 6:47:38 PM PDT by samadams2000 (Somebody important make....THE CALL!)
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To: Phil in San Diego

#3 is perfect.


3 posted on 09/05/2006 6:47:47 PM PDT by gotribe (It's not a religion.)
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To: Phil in San Diego

4.) I'm Katie Couric, I'm an idiot and I'll never return.


4 posted on 09/05/2006 6:47:53 PM PDT by cripplecreek (If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?)
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To: Phil in San Diego

Potassium cyanide?


5 posted on 09/05/2006 6:48:17 PM PDT by mkjessup (The Shah doesn't look so bad now, eh? But nooo, Jimmah said the Ayatollah was a 'godly' man.)
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To: Phil in San Diego

Permanently.


6 posted on 09/05/2006 6:48:27 PM PDT by jwalsh07
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To: Phil in San Diego

Niagara falls.


7 posted on 09/05/2006 6:48:31 PM PDT by pissant
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To: Phil in San Diego

How about Allah is Great


8 posted on 09/05/2006 6:48:44 PM PDT by rovenstinez
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To: Phil in San Diego
Good Night I am Cutsie Katie Couric and your not....aren't I special?
9 posted on 09/05/2006 6:48:50 PM PDT by Kimmers
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To: cripplecreek

I watch 10 boring seconds. Morning show interview.

Let Katie be Katie. She will finished soon.


10 posted on 09/05/2006 6:48:50 PM PDT by sine_nomine (American is a great country: 20 million illegals can't be wrong. So build that wall, Mr. Bush.)
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To: Phil in San Diego

"Look Before You Flush"

"Katie, What Is The Frequency"

"Couric"


11 posted on 09/05/2006 6:48:56 PM PDT by Prince Charles
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To: Phil in San Diego
"I'm Katie Couric, and I make more in a year than you will in a lifetime."

"I'm Katie Couric, and I once had a colonscopy live on TV, proving I'm not full of -."

12 posted on 09/05/2006 6:49:07 PM PDT by theDentist (Qwerty ergo typo : I type, therefore I misspelll.)
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To: Phil in San Diego; All
Sell your CBS stock people
13 posted on 09/05/2006 6:49:23 PM PDT by Vision (God did not give us a spirit of timidity, but a spirit of power, love and self-discipline 2Timothy1)
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To: Phil in San Diego

A perky "bye bye" will do.


14 posted on 09/05/2006 6:49:37 PM PDT by Shermy (A louder mime)
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To: Phil in San Diego

Allah Akbar!


15 posted on 09/05/2006 6:49:38 PM PDT by jimbo123
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To: Phil in San Diego

"To my Al Quaida viewers: Today's secret plans can, as always, be found at Newyorktimes.com (you can follow the link from our website)"


16 posted on 09/05/2006 6:49:40 PM PDT by freedumb2003 (the war on poverty should include health club memberships for the morbidly poor)
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To: Phil in San Diego

"The views and opinions expressed here may not represent the positions of the management, but do reflect the opinions of the DNC"


17 posted on 09/05/2006 6:49:41 PM PDT by pieceofthepuzzle
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To: Phil in San Diego

1."Perk and Goodnight!"


2."Unnnnnnghhh!"


18 posted on 09/05/2006 6:49:48 PM PDT by woofie
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To: Phil in San Diego

I left a simple:

I'm Katie Couric Allah Akhbar.

Says it all.


19 posted on 09/05/2006 6:50:29 PM PDT by EQAndyBuzz (Mediacrat - A leftwing editorialist who pretends to be an objective journalist.)
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To: Phil in San Diego
I know how I'd like to see her show end...


20 posted on 09/05/2006 6:50:33 PM PDT by reagan_fanatic (What Darwin denied he now regrets)
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To: Prince Charles

Kinda like Dan Rather's "Courage"

"Appeasement"


21 posted on 09/05/2006 6:50:34 PM PDT by cripplecreek (If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?)
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To: Phil in San Diego

"And that's the way it is... or the way we'd like it to be... or the way we'd want you to think and believe it might be... or the way we thought we could get you to believe it could be... Oh, goodbye!"


22 posted on 09/05/2006 6:50:43 PM PDT by ReleaseTheHounds
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To: Phil in San Diego

"And that's the way I want things to be" lowered voice in the manner of dear old Walter.


23 posted on 09/05/2006 6:50:56 PM PDT by kempster
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To: Phil in San Diego

Does this dress make my butt look big in HD?


24 posted on 09/05/2006 6:51:05 PM PDT by The Lumster (USA - where the innocent have nothing to fear!)
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To: Phil in San Diego

I'm DUMB as hell and I just can't FAKE it anymore.


25 posted on 09/05/2006 6:51:19 PM PDT by hometoroost (TSA = Thousands Standing Around)
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To: woofie

I'm Katie Couric, giving you the enemy propaganda, up close and personal.


26 posted on 09/05/2006 6:51:19 PM PDT by Laverne
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To: Phil in San Diego

Happy days are here again. All hail the new Overlords.


27 posted on 09/05/2006 6:51:42 PM PDT by rhombus
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To: Phil in San Diego

How about "Yes that really is my a**hole from the inside out, shows you what a real trying time it was for me. I'm so much stronger for it though... Courage" ?


28 posted on 09/05/2006 6:51:45 PM PDT by printhead
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To: Phil in San Diego

"Fo' shizzle my nizzle! Peace out!"


29 posted on 09/05/2006 6:52:04 PM PDT by Niteranger68 (I gigged your peace frog.)
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To: Phil in San Diego

Due to family concerns, I regrettably must cancel my contract with CBS. Goodbye and God Bless.


30 posted on 09/05/2006 6:52:07 PM PDT by trustandobey
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To: Phil in San Diego

It's all Bush's Fault.


31 posted on 09/05/2006 6:52:09 PM PDT by Mannaggia l'America
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To: Phil in San Diego
"I'm Katie Couric, and the Democrat National Committee paid for this message."
32 posted on 09/05/2006 6:52:25 PM PDT by KoRn
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To: gotribe

Actually I wrote CBS my suggestion, and it was pretty similiar to #3.

Rush Limbaugh may have forgotten that CBS News tried to throw a Presidential election with forged military documents, but I haven't.

If it weren't for free republic and the alternative media, they never would have pulled the story.


33 posted on 09/05/2006 6:52:38 PM PDT by reaganandme (You don't beat a liberal by becoming one.)
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To: Phil in San Diego
I sent mine in:

'Good Night AMERICA and GOD BLESS YOU'

Can you imagine? HA!

34 posted on 09/05/2006 6:52:38 PM PDT by Fawn (http://www.jokaroo.com/funnyvideos/toilet_obsession.html)
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To: Phil in San Diego

"What's the Frequency, Dan?"


35 posted on 09/05/2006 6:52:43 PM PDT by Izzy Dunne (Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
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To: Phil in San Diego

"Good night, and screw you."


36 posted on 09/05/2006 6:52:56 PM PDT by Socratic ("I'll have the roast duck with the mango salsa.")
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To: Phil in San Diego

"Courage."

37 posted on 09/05/2006 6:53:10 PM PDT by Enterprise (Let's not enforce laws that are already on the books, let's just write new laws we won't enforce.)
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To: Laverne

Based on this story, up on Drudge, and this qoute:

"Evening News Executive producer Rome Hartman praised Couric's performance and then tossed a verbal bouquet to the news staff for a smooth production.

"We've all looked forward to this day, but this is really day one," Hartman said. "Imagine in six months what ass we will be kicking."

I guess my new suggestion would be:

I'm Katie Couric, ass kicker!


38 posted on 09/05/2006 6:53:25 PM PDT by Laverne
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To: Phil in San Diego

Quite interesting how Katie mentioned that Rush will be on Thursday. They know they will have huge numbers and are milking it for all it's worth. If CBS really had balls, they'd ask Andrew Dice Clay to come on followed the next day by Michael Savage.


39 posted on 09/05/2006 6:53:28 PM PDT by MAD-AS-HELL (Put a mirror to the face of the republican party and all you'll see is a Donkey.)
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To: Phil in San Diego

“If I hear the word 'perky' again, I'll puke.”


40 posted on 09/05/2006 6:53:37 PM PDT by maggief
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To: Phil in San Diego

Obviously she is way to stupid to come up with her own ideas.
Brainless twit.


41 posted on 09/05/2006 6:53:56 PM PDT by Chewbacca (I reject your reality and substitute my own.)
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To: Phil in San Diego

I am reminded of a skit on the original Saterday Night Live with Jane Curtain: "Good Evening, I'm Katie and I'm not wearing any underwear."


42 posted on 09/05/2006 6:54:00 PM PDT by JaguarXKE
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To: Phil in San Diego
1.) Did you like my dress please og on and let us know.....

"Ogg" is an old Netrek term, and quite appropriate in this circumstance.

43 posted on 09/05/2006 6:54:05 PM PDT by Michael Goldsberry (Lt. Bruce C. Fryar USN 01-02-70 Laos)
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To: Phil in San Diego

The only one I would tune in fore is to hear:

"and this is the last time I will ever appear on TV."


44 posted on 09/05/2006 6:54:05 PM PDT by thackney (life is fragile, handle with prayer)
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To: Phil in San Diego

"I'm Katie....oh wait...let me speak with my people...what are they saying? That I'm a bimbo?

You want me to say that on TV?
Well, OK,

Hello, I'm Katie Couric and I'm a bimbo."


45 posted on 09/05/2006 6:54:12 PM PDT by air pappy (one last c hance)
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To: Phil in San Diego
Katie can sign off with anything, as long as she does it in a cheerleader uniform.
46 posted on 09/05/2006 6:54:18 PM PDT by Invisible Gorilla
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To: samadams2000

Good night, i'll never defsce your TV screen again with my presence.


47 posted on 09/05/2006 6:54:23 PM PDT by dalereed
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To: cripplecreek

Bingo!


48 posted on 09/05/2006 6:54:25 PM PDT by Prince Charles
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To: reaganandme

Do you actually know what Rush is doing on his CBS News spot?


Not what you think


49 posted on 09/05/2006 6:54:43 PM PDT by digger48
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To: Phil in San Diego

"Please tune in tomorrow for my version of the news!"

50 posted on 09/05/2006 6:54:44 PM PDT by Baynative (Peace on Earth? ~ Not while there are Muslims on Earth!)
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