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The Pope, the Bear and the Liberal
unknown-email | 9/11/06 | unknown-email

Posted on 09/11/2006 2:27:40 PM PDT by Kenton

The Pope took a couple of days off to visit the mountains of Alaska for some sightseeing. He was cruising along the campground in the Popemobile when there was a frantic commotion just at the edge of the woods.

A helpless Liberal, wearing sandals, shorts, a Save the Whales" hat, and a "To Hell with Bush" T-shirt, was screaming while struggling frantically, thrashing around trying to free himself from the grasp of a 10 foot grizzly.

As the Pope watched horrified, a group of Republican loggers came racing up. One quickly fired a 44 magnum into the bear's chest. The other two reached up and pulled the bleeding, semiconscious Liberal from the bear's grasp. Then using long clubs, the three loggers finished off the bear and two of them threw it onto the bed of their truck while the other tenderly placed the injured Liberal in the back seat.

As they prepared to leave, the Pope summoned them to come over. "I give you my blessing for your brave actions!" he told them. "I heard there was a bitter hatred between Republican loggers and Liberal Environmental activists but now I've seen with my own eyes that this is not true."

As the Pope drove off, one of the loggers asked his buddies "Who was that guy?" "It was the Pope," another replied. "He's in direct contact with heaven and has access to all wisdom."

"Well," the logger said, "he may have access to all wisdom but he sure doesn't know anything about bear hunting! By the way, is the bait holding up, or do we need to go back to Massachusetts and snatch another one?"


TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: bears; cageyrednecks; huntinghumor; stupidliberals
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To: Kenton

As jokes go, I thought it was crappy. If the liberal started crabbing about the needless distruction of the bear, with some sort of punch line it would hve been OK, but, it was crappy.


21 posted on 09/11/2006 3:03:30 PM PDT by StACase
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To: thackney

I wish they would go to massachusetts and get one horse faced one and one big Fat one that drives an Oldsmobile.


22 posted on 09/11/2006 3:08:07 PM PDT by sgtbono2002 (The fourth estate is a fifth column.)
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To: Kenton

I never run out of bear bait in Oregon, just a short drive to Portland or Eugene.


23 posted on 09/11/2006 3:13:59 PM PDT by docman57 (Retired but still on Duty)
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To: StACase
...OK, but, it was crappy.

Little late in the day to be eating peed-on Cheerios, isn't it?

FMCDH(BITS)

24 posted on 09/11/2006 3:34:52 PM PDT by nothingnew (I fear for my Republic due to marxist influence in our government. Open eyes/see)
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To: Kenton
Poisoning a bear by feeding him a Mass. lib ain't hunt'n boy, it's curel an unusual punishment.

Bears deserve better!!

Save the BEARS!! :-))

25 posted on 09/11/2006 3:48:27 PM PDT by AFreeBird (If American "cowboy diplomacy" did not exist, it would be necessary to invent it.)
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To: AFreeBird
Dang-nabbit!

curel = cruel

my dyslexia is acting up again.

26 posted on 09/11/2006 3:49:35 PM PDT by AFreeBird (If American "cowboy diplomacy" did not exist, it would be necessary to invent it.)
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To: docman57
I never run out of bear bait in Oregon, just a short drive to Portland or Eugene.

And for those who refuse to enter those two swell cities, you can try Sisters, Hood River, Lincoln City, or Ashland. But be forewarned that most of the bait there is old, balding, pony tailed, with wispy facial hair. And the men.....
27 posted on 09/11/2006 3:52:25 PM PDT by crazyhorse691 (Diplomacy doesn't work when seagulls rain on your parade. A shotgun and umbrella does.)
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To: Paloma_55
No need to go to Massachusetts when there are so many freakin liberals in California.

LOL!

Aw come on, I'm here in Boston, take some of them off my hands, willya? Having both Kerry AND Kennedy must make up for several million ordinary libs.

28 posted on 09/11/2006 4:12:14 PM PDT by Darkwolf377
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To: Darkwolf377

Your Kerry and Kennedy BEARLY (PI) beat my Feinstein and Boxer!


29 posted on 09/11/2006 5:02:33 PM PDT by Paloma_55 (I may be a hateful bigot, but I still love you)
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To: StACase
As jokes go, I thought it was crappy. If the liberal started crabbing about the needless distruction of the bear, with some sort of punch line it would hve been OK, but, it was crappy.

Yeah, if I'd have made it up I probably could have come up with a better punch line, but it was just one of those stupid e-mails that turn up once in awhile.

Anyhow, most folks here seemed to get a little kick out of it...

30 posted on 09/12/2006 10:14:31 AM PDT by Kenton
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