A plastic squirt "gun" is called a weapon, and they take it very seriously.
Then obviously they do not have normal healthy minds.
I was a middle school science teacher for 35 years . I always had a LOADED squirt gun in my desk for retaliation should I be confronted by a student with intent to wet . Nobody ever told me to take the NRA sticker off my door either . BTW , this was in the People's Repubnlic of Zoo Jersey . My common quote for teaching in the building was that I was " Surrounded by Idiots! "