Biden Says He Is Going To Run

Daily Iowan ^ | 9/25/06

[Eric in the Ozarks]

The author overlooked the obvious pun. Too bad.

[maggief]

Democratic National Convention, Agenda 2008

7:00 P.M. Opening flag burning.
7:15 P.M. Pledge of allegiance to U.N.
7:30 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
7:30 till 8:00 P.M. Non religious prayer and worship. Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton.
8:00 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
8:05 P.M. Ceremonial tree hugging.
8:15- 8:30 P.M. Gay Wedding: Barney Frank Presiding.
8:30 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
8:35 P.M. Free Sadam Rally. Cindy Sheehan , Susan Sarandon.
9:00 P.M. Keynote speech. The proper etiquette for surrender: French President
Jacques Chirac
9:15 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
9:20 P.M. Collection to benefit Osama Bin Laden kidney transplant fund
9:30 P.M. Unveiling of plan to free freedom fighters from Guantanamo Bay . Sean Penn
9:40 P.M. Why I hate the Military, A short talk by William Jefferson Clinton
9:45 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
9:50 P.M. Dan Rather presented Truth in Broadcasting award, presented by Michael
Moore
9:55 P.M., Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
10:00 P.M. How George bush and Donald Rumsfeld brought down the World Trade
Center Towers , Howard Dean
10:30 P.M. Nomination of Hillary Rodham Clinton by Mahmud Ahnadinejad
11:00 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
11:05 P.M. Al Gore reinvents Internet
11:15 P.M. Our Troops are War Criminals by John Kerry
11:30 P.M. Coronation Of Mrs. Rodham Clinton
12:00 A.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
12:05 A.M. Bill asks Ted to drive Hillary home

[jveritas]

And we are laughing at both Hillary Clinton and Joe Biden because we are guaranteed to win at least 40 states in case of Hillary Clinton is the democrat presidential nominee and 50 states in case of Biden.

[chilepepper]

gee, i hope he *does* run -- runs far, far away, so far away that i never have to hear the word "joe biden" mentioned ever again...

[JimSEA]

As with Al Gore’s case, the perception existed in the public mind that Biden just wasn’t the real thing. He wasn’t authentic, didn’t have thoughts and ideas of his own, and was a malleable piece of clay being molded by his handlers to suit the political whims and fancies which they thought would appeal to voters.

Worth repeating. Not that being an original idiot like Dennis Kucinich would be preferable. Biden is one of the most amoral politicians the democrat have ever put forward. I cannot recall his ever exhibiting any leadership.

[callthemlikeyouseethem]

yup, like our investments haven't already, in many (if not most) cases have been taxed already as "wages" before being invested...

[demkicker]

LOL, I'll propose a toast to that!

[demkicker]

yup, like our investments haven't already, in many (if not most) cases have been taxed already as "wages" before being invested...

And since our investments are taxed again when cashing them in, I guess old Joe wants to tax them some more BEFORE we cash in. After all, if our money grows (moves), it's Joe's (and the dems) job to tax it again!

[Doogle]

"I was in the top 98% of my graduating class"

Doogle

[Red Badger]

"Taxing wages and not taxing investments has caused the economy to contract,"

....and just when, exactly, did our economy "contract", Joe? I must have missed it. If our economy actually DID contract, Wall Street would be bloody with the corpses of stock brokers falling from their office windows............

[IamConservative]

"Taxing wages and not taxing investments has caused the economy to contract,"

Noteably lacking any evidence to support such a claim. Don't no about anyone else, but I didn't get a pass on paying taxes on my investment earnings.

[Sertorius]

no,no,no... It went like this "This is a date that will live in infamy."

[Clintonfatigued]

I hope Neil Kinnock's speeechwriter is being paid well.

[therut]

At least his hair plugs are not as visible. Another has been running again.

[MadIvan]

Biden is so idiotic he chose to plagiarise one of the most daft leaders the Labour Party ever had, Neil Kinnock. Kinnock was so ridiculous he eventually became a European Commissioner.

Regards, Ivan

[VaBthang4]

"Biden Says He Is Going To...Waste A Bunch of People's Time and Money On His Own Personal Vanity Tour...Which Ultimately Will Amount To Nothing"

...Next.

[Brilliant]

Plagiary is small time crime compared to the rest of the Dem field. He might have a chance, as long as he doesn't keep insulting Indians.

[xp38]

And when you really cash your chips in you get the final insult in the form of the estate tax. Just a hunch but I think Biden doesn't want to end that one either.

[RabidBartender]

""It is a hallmark of Americanism that we're full of grit and optimism," Biden said."

"And they displayed the kind of grit and optimism and resourcefulness that makes one proud to be an American." - Barrack Obama My Visit To Walter Reed Army Medical Center, April 2005

[george76]