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A Blue Dress for the Blue States
The Seattle Times ^
| 9/27/06
| Andy Borowitz
Posted on 09/28/2006 7:45:39 AM PDT by XR7
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posted on
09/28/2006 7:45:40 AM PDT
by
XR7
To: XR7
The Onion. HAS to be from the Onion.
WTF?????????? Just doesn't do it.
2
posted on
09/28/2006 7:47:43 AM PDT
by
Kieri
(A Grafted Branch (Rom. 11))
To: XR7
3
posted on
09/28/2006 7:48:20 AM PDT
by
brivette
To: XR7
Ah, the writer is a "humorist."
He gave Steven King a run for his money with THAT article.
Sheesh!
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posted on
09/28/2006 7:49:36 AM PDT
by
Kieri
(A Grafted Branch (Rom. 11))
To: XR7
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posted on
09/28/2006 7:50:06 AM PDT
by
maggief
To: XR7
Will she be on her knees trying to get our votes?
If it were between Hitlery and Monica, I'd vote for the "mouth," and I don't mean Hitlery.
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posted on
09/28/2006 7:50:29 AM PDT
by
laweeks
(I)
To: XR7
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posted on
09/28/2006 7:55:38 AM PDT
by
beethovenfan
(If Islam is the solution, the "problem" must be freedom.)
To: XR7
This is too funny, but not a bad idea when you think about it. Can you imagine the campaign and debates? *LMAO*
To: laweeks
This is a joke, and was posted a few days ago. I accidentally created a perfect Campaign slogan because of it. "I would rather have a Lewinski than a Hillary."
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posted on
09/28/2006 7:56:53 AM PDT
by
billhilly
(DU Funnies pingee # 911)
To: XR7
According to Professor Davis Logsdon of the political science department at the University of Minnesota, offering herself as an alternative to Sen. Clinton could be a successful strategy for Lewinsky: "It's worked before."
I think I broke a rib laughing.
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posted on
09/28/2006 7:58:46 AM PDT
by
crazyhorse691
(Diplomacy doesn't work when seagulls rain on your parade. A shotgun and umbrella does.)
To: crazyhorse691
I'm going to giggle all day on that note!
11
posted on
09/28/2006 8:00:19 AM PDT
by
Loud Mime
(An undefeated enemy is still an enemy.......war has a purpose.)
To: XR7
To be perfectly honest, I would vote for Monica, before I would vote for Hillary, or McCain.
12
posted on
09/28/2006 8:09:40 AM PDT
by
sgtbono2002
(The fourth estate is a fifth column.)
To: XR7
Almost had me, there. Then I saw Borowitz on the by-line. Cute.
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posted on
09/28/2006 8:10:22 AM PDT
by
knittnmom
(...surrounded by reality)
To: crazyhorse691
" I am your candidate..and I swallow"
To: XR7
Scrappleface?
This CAN'T be for-real, ........ Can it.....?
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posted on
09/28/2006 8:11:41 AM PDT
by
roaddog727
(Bullsh## doesn't get bridges built.)
To: XR7
I can hear the motto now: "An intern in every cr***h"
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posted on
09/28/2006 8:28:03 AM PDT
by
longtermmemmory
(VOTE! http://www.senate.gov and http://www.house.gov)
To: Mia T; LongsforReagan; FreeorDead; NutCrackerBoy; johnny7; MadIvan; NonValueAdded; ...
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posted on
09/28/2006 8:32:30 AM PDT
by
XR7
To: Youngman442002
Many a woman has been selected over competition with that slogan.
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posted on
09/28/2006 8:38:01 AM PDT
by
longtermmemmory
(VOTE! http://www.senate.gov and http://www.house.gov)
To: Kieri
>> He gave Steven King a run for his money with THAT article. <<
Hey, Steve King happens to be one of the best congressmen out there! http://www.kingforcongress.com/
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posted on
09/28/2006 8:41:41 AM PDT
by
dangus
(Pope calls Islam violent; Millions of Moslems demonstrate)
To: XR7
"Wearing a midnight blue cocktail dress, Lewinsky drew large crowds across the state, suggesting that she could be a real threat to Clinton in a head-to-head race."
Certainly true, in any race where head is involved.
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