They're contraband at our high schools! Verboten!!! No candy, chips, cookies or cokes...everything has to be healthy by The State's definition of "healthy."
I feel sorry, not for me, but for our kids.
But what do you expect from a guy who was quoted as saying "America is all about reducing teen smoking"...
Meanwhile he was shoving a cigar in Monica Lewinsky's "hey, nanny, nanner" while working for US, with our tax dollars, in the Oval Office.
Lemme guess...junk food is subject to the same fascist "zero tolerance" policies that drugs, alcohol, and weapons are subject to. If not, they will be very soon thanks to the liberal communuts.