[Mike-o-Matic]

OK, have at.

[avacado]

"I am a Wife-Beater! That is the "Wife-Beater Convention" going on in there... and I'll beat your ass if you don't let me go in there and beat some women! Got it!"

[WrightOnTarget]

My God, Alec looks like he swallowed Brian Dennehy.

I guess you can only eat so much crow before it shows up on the ol' middle.

[Yossarian]

On the news coverage today the reporters on the scene were mentioning that (paraphrasing) "Everyone at the scene was calm, except for one ass who was yelling that he wanted to go through the police line. He kept on resisting, so New York's finest picked him up and carted him off."

Could that have been idiot hot-head F.A.G. head Baldwin? This picture makes it look like that's possible. Too funny if true!

[I see my hands]

Officer, can you tell me if you know what sort of people will be actually repairing the building?

[MediaMole]

I have to get in there to prevent the evil Bush administration from blaming this on innocent muslims.

You're already holding a copy of my manifesto, how can you question my patriotism?

[Rocko]

"Officer, I have a new television program and my agent told me to get as much free publicity as possible!"

[rbosque]

Alec, you are another "useful idiot" of the left.

[Mannaggia l'America]

"I am wearing all black because I am FAT."

[Charles Henrickson]

Mr. Conductor helps put out the fire.

[LisaMalia]

No caption, just business as usual for the moronic, woman beating, repulsive Mr. Balwin. Pushing his weight around, (which is slightly less than his ego), and showing disrespect to NYC's finest.

He does have the Bill Clinton "finger pointing" thing down quiet well.

[KoRn]

Listen to me! It wasn't a plane that hit this building. It was a missile!!!!!

[Eastbound]

"Ah tried for eight years and failed. But at least ah tried!"

[jongaltsr]

You call yourself a Police Officer?
I know more about being a Police Officer than you do -
"H3ll", I played one twice on TV!

[Seruzawa]

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[SmoothTalker]

Amazing how old and out of shape he looks now.

[incredulous joe]

"This is a police line,... I know there MUST be doughnuts in there!"

[mystery-ak]

.....What yellow tape?

[Babu]

"Listen, there's thousands of dead people's ballots in an apartment there, and I have to save them. Those dead people have as much right to vote Democrat as you do, you dumb-a** cop."

[Toby06]

Baldwin: "Don't you know who I am?"
Cop: "Sarge, i have a lunatic here who doesn't even know who he is, bring the paddy wagon."

[RichInOC]

"What's your name?"
"F*** you. That's my name. You know why, mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove an eighty thousand dollar BMW. That's my name."