Caption Alec Baldwin attempting to cross police line (Lidle crash)

Yahoo/Reuters ^ | 2006-10-11 | Chip East/Reuters

[Seruzawa]

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[SmoothTalker]

Amazing how old and out of shape he looks now.

[incredulous joe]

"This is a police line,... I know there MUST be doughnuts in there!"

[RegulatorCountry]

"Don't you know who I am? I'm president of FAG."

I hear Babs is the queen of SAG.

[mystery-ak]

.....What yellow tape?

[Babu]

"Listen, there's thousands of dead people's ballots in an apartment there, and I have to save them. Those dead people have as much right to vote Democrat as you do, you dumb-a** cop."

[Toby06]

Baldwin: "Don't you know who I am?"
Cop: "Sarge, i have a lunatic here who doesn't even know who he is, bring the paddy wagon."

[RichInOC]

"What's your name?"
"F*** you. That's my name. You know why, mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove an eighty thousand dollar BMW. That's my name."

[stboz]

I am Jack Ryan! I am invincible!!!

[mathurine]

Which one is he?

[RichInOC]

"You ask me if I have a God complex. Let me tell you something: I am God."

[blogblogginaway]

Let me through you incompetent FOOL!!! Can't you see what Bush has done? I'm not going to let him get away with it this time!

[Cheburashka]

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Oh, wow. Alec Baldwin swears in iambic pentameter. Amazing.

[NonValueAdded]

"Look, my stuff is right there in the open. The investigators are going to be combing the building any minute now. I HAVE to get in there. If Kim finds out about this, I'm sunk! Look, William Jefferson, Democrat, Louisiana, got to go in his house with help from the military, for cripessake. All I'm asking for you to do is step aside. I gotta get in there!"

[Charles Henrickson]

30STONE

[tapatio]

Alec Baldwin, runs toward the news cameras, hoping to revive his acting career.

[Clemenza]

Remember that Alec's parents were both PUBLIC SCHOOL TEACHERS.

[dirtboy]

My God, Alec looks like he swallowed Brian Dennehy.

Forget that, it looks like he swallowed Bart the Bear.

[WrightOnTarget]

Hahaha! Good one, Charles.

[Ouderkirk]

We have a winner