Caption Alec Baldwin attempting to cross police line (Lidle crash)

Yahoo/Reuters ^ | 2006-10-11 | Chip East/Reuters

[Mike-o-Matic]

OK, have at.

[satchmodog9]

I beat the crap out of Kim Bassinger and I can do the same to you, pal.

[Kay]

Angry moron.

[trashcanbred]

I have to save my autographed Howard Dean underwear!!

[CaptainK]

Be afraid. Be very afraid.

Just ask my ex-wife.

[Buckeye Battle Cry]

He looks like hell. Hasn't been taking very good care of himself lately.

[gubamyster]

Don't you know who I am?!

[freedom44]

It's Bush's Fault!

[mrsmith]

"I have a celebrity pass, I just don't have it with me!"

" I'm sorry, no one is allowed in without a celebrity pass."

[Petronski]

No, that was not my career that crashed and burned,
it was a light aircraft. I saw it!

[don-o]

What is the story on this? Does he live there? What is his major malfunction?

[philetus]

"I just want to get that booger off you're nose"

[Tribune7]

You are worthless Arec Barwin

[kcvl]

Obviously, someone needs to kick his butt besides Kim.

[Babu]

Suck the Finger, little person!"

[randog]

"Don't you know who I am?!! Really? You really don't?"

[Mike-o-Matic]

  Don't you know who I am?!

Ding ding ding! We have a winner. That's exactly what I was thinking.

[JellyJam]

Don't you know who I am? I'm president of FAG.

[Shqipo]

Baldwin: "I need to secure the scene so my forensic people can gather the evidence of Karl Rove's hand in this explosion before you fascists destroy it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Cop: "No can do. Who the hell are you, anyway?"

[hardworking]

"Police?! What do you mean, 'You're the police'!! Do you know who I am? Well, do you? That's right! I'm a member of the Liberal Elite! The Liberal Elite does NOT have to obey punks like you, see? The rules don't apply to us! Don't you know that, you low-class, uneducated, blue-collar, disposable, member of the, the, unimportant and irrelevent, MASSES!!!!!"

[Babu]

"This is not a crash scene, you idiot, it's a movie set, and I, Arec Barwin, am the star!"

[firebrand]

"I left my copy of Acting for Dummies in there!"

[avacado]

"I am a Wife-Beater! That is the "Wife-Beater Convention" going on in there... and I'll beat your ass if you don't let me go in there and beat some women! Got it!"

[WrightOnTarget]

My God, Alec looks like he swallowed Brian Dennehy.

I guess you can only eat so much crow before it shows up on the ol' middle.

[Yossarian]

On the news coverage today the reporters on the scene were mentioning that (paraphrasing) "Everyone at the scene was calm, except for one ass who was yelling that he wanted to go through the police line. He kept on resisting, so New York's finest picked him up and carted him off."

Could that have been idiot hot-head F.A.G. head Baldwin? This picture makes it look like that's possible. Too funny if true!

[I see my hands]

Officer, can you tell me if you know what sort of people will be actually repairing the building?

[MediaMole]

I have to get in there to prevent the evil Bush administration from blaming this on innocent muslims.

You're already holding a copy of my manifesto, how can you question my patriotism?

[Rocko]

"Officer, I have a new television program and my agent told me to get as much free publicity as possible!"

[rbosque]

Alec, you are another "useful idiot" of the left.

[fishergirl]

You're right, he's starting to look rather seedy.

[Mannaggia l'America]

"I am wearing all black because I am FAT."

[Charles Henrickson]

Mr. Conductor helps put out the fire.

[mylife]

Snort!

[LisaMalia]

No caption, just business as usual for the moronic, woman beating, repulsive Mr. Balwin. Pushing his weight around, (which is slightly less than his ego), and showing disrespect to NYC's finest.

He does have the Bill Clinton "finger pointing" thing down quiet well.

[Mike-o-Matic]

Classic! Here's a couple courtesy of Zucker to go with that.

[KoRn]

Listen to me! It wasn't a plane that hit this building. It was a missile!!!!!

[Eastbound]

"Ah tried for eight years and failed. But at least ah tried!"

[jongaltsr]

You call yourself a Police Officer?
I know more about being a Police Officer than you do -
"H3ll", I played one twice on TV!

[Charles Henrickson]

Alec offers to "whack" any woman who gets in the way:

[Farmer Dean]

Mr .40 on the cops hip says go ahead and try.

[Seruzawa]

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[SmoothTalker]

Amazing how old and out of shape he looks now.

[incredulous joe]

"This is a police line,... I know there MUST be doughnuts in there!"

[RegulatorCountry]

"Don't you know who I am? I'm president of FAG."

I hear Babs is the queen of SAG.

[mystery-ak]

.....What yellow tape?

[Babu]

"Listen, there's thousands of dead people's ballots in an apartment there, and I have to save them. Those dead people have as much right to vote Democrat as you do, you dumb-a** cop."

[Toby06]

Baldwin: "Don't you know who I am?"
Cop: "Sarge, i have a lunatic here who doesn't even know who he is, bring the paddy wagon."

[RichInOC]

"What's your name?"
"F*** you. That's my name. You know why, mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove an eighty thousand dollar BMW. That's my name."

[stboz]

I am Jack Ryan! I am invincible!!!

[mathurine]

Which one is he?