[fieldmarshaldj]

Advanced age ? For heavens' sake, you're 44, not 84 ! I'll be lucky if I become a father by that age.

[Da_Shrimp]

Advanced age ?

I did say 'relatively advanced' to be fair. ;-)

[Youngman442002]

My mother had me when she was 46..my dad was 49....I kind of got forgotten about...they had already had 5 kids and my closest sibling was 12 years older....I was the in house baby sitter is what I remember...I never had a lunch box like the other kids...I had a $1.00 to buy lunch at a grocery store counter...I remember it well A hamburger and a green river soda....I ate with the workers..sometimes my teacher would take me home for lunch...and a lady who had a pizza joint would feed me too....I became very independent....and I am single today...at 49....the other side of the story