Posted on 10/19/2006 12:34:39 PM PDT by Froufrou
A speeding, out-of-control car driven by a naked woman fatally struck a pedestrian and collided with another vehicle before sailing over a fence and landing in a shopping center parking lot, authorities said Thursday. The driver, Taliyah Taylor, 24, of Staten Island, was pulled out of the car by police following the 10:50 p.m. incident Wednesday, said William Smith Jr., a spokesman for the Staten Island district attorney's office. She was awaiting arraignment Thursday at Staten Island Criminal Court on charges of second-degree manslaughter and driving while impaired by drugs. The court was trying to find her a lawyer, Smith said. Taylor's Nissan Maxima struck Larry Simon, as he was crossing the street to meet his brothers at the Chic-n-Bones bar, said Smith. The car kept going and collided with a Toyota Avalon, causing minor injuries to its occupants, police said. The collision launched the Nissan over a six-foot fence and into the shopping center's parking lot.
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Who'd a thunk it?
And why was she naked?
I always said that when I go I want to be hit by a car driven by a 24 year old naked woman.
If it was a speeding SUV with a naked woman, then it would have been Bush's fault.
the classic double entendre', eh?
This is why I always obey all the traffic laws when I'm driving naked.
Salacious Ping List?
Who? What? Where? When? And, umm, what's the other one? I guess they don't teach that in journalism school anymore :-)
Don't tell me, let me guess.....laundry day.....nothing clean.....nice night for a drive....
what? you never leave the house not realizing you're naked til you have slammed your car into someone else???
My wishes are close....
I always said that when I go I want to be hit by a car driven < SELF CENSORED > by a 24 year old naked woman.
Little early in the evening for these sorts of festivities. Things like this usually happen around 3:00 AM.
Okay, a couple of times. But not since I started my new medication. ;)
She was only speeding because she was worried someone might ram into her from behind.
She seemed to be headed to a shopping center. Did she make it before the sale ended? I guess she wanted to save time in the changing booth.
She forgot to put her clothes on? ;-)
What the...oh geez, officer...I ran out of the house so fast and hopped in my car. Ha,ha...guess I forgot to get dressed.
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