Al Gore: Earth Is In 'Full-Scale Planetary Emergency'

Space.com ^ | 26 Oct 06 | Leonard David

[tcrlaf]

We must all accept International Socialism/Communism as our only saviour, and elect Al Gore as Global Dictator immediately, or we will all surely DIE!!!!

Dos' Global Whoring Hurricanes will git us all if we don't!



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[samadams2000]

AHHHHH!!!!IM MELLLTtttttting.....

[melancholy]

>>>Gore said he has long been a fan of faster, cheaper, better approaches that allow the private sector to exploit the space resource “in a responsible and creative, and cost-efficient way.”<<<

If you want to do a job you have to choose any 2 of the three qualifications below:

1- Cheap
2- Fast
3- High quality (better)

Try to meet the three conditions; if you do, somehow, you won't be any better than Gory al Bore who knows nothing about industry standards!

Gorey shouldn't venture into space or earth atmosphere either.

[defenderSD]

No Al, the full-scale emergency exists only inside your confused mind. In your pompous desire to appear important, you're creating an imaginary emergency that exists only in your own mind. My advice is to actually listen to 50 real climate experts from both sides of the global warming debate. Then you'll understand that global warming is a totally unproven theory which may turn out to be incorrect.

[Pravious]

It's Capton Goron to the rescue!

God, if the RAT party has produced anymore more dysfunctional who anyone actually listens to, I'd love to know who it is.

Then again... does anyone actually LISTEN to Captain Goron anymore?

[far sider]

OH NO!! IT'S A PLANETASTROHE!!!!

[mikrofon]

Former U.S. Vice President Al Gore has called for better use
of the “space resource” to battle Earth’s climate crisis

Algore's prodigious appetite is responsible for consuming
more and more of the precious "space resource"...

[2 Kool 2 Be 4-Gotten]

I wonder if a few years from now we can catch Al doing his "We're all going to die" act in Vegas - The earth is doomed, I'll be here all week, what a crowd, what a crowd.

[reagan_fanatic]

[TaraP]

Looks like he is a applicant for the next Hollywood Movie

*Diary of a Mad White Man*!

[Miss Didi]

Two weeks ago I went to a different church in my n'hood...at the end of mass the priest stood up to make the weekly announcements. He was very excited to invite us all to Movie Night, at the school hall, where they would be showing Algore's film that "would absolutely change our lives and way of thinking!"

I was furious and won't be returning there anytime soon.

[melancholy]

Algore's prodigious appetite is responsible for consuming more and more of the precious "space resource"...

It's time that somebody steps up and defend poor algore.

Don't you know that he invented the space before he invented the Internet? His name is short for "algorithm!"

[roaddog727]

"His name is short for "algorithm!""

ROTFLMAO

Now that's funny.

[griswold3]

Jesus Christ on roller skates!! Are you serial??

[poobear]

If it hasn't already been said,

Al Gore IS a 'FULL-SCALE PANETARY EMERGENCY'!

[NavyCanDo]

Well you better skip Mars then. I here it has global warming too.

[MortMan]

Did he pull his finger again?!?

[sionnsar]

faster, cheaper, better

Pick any two...

[sappy]

Much like Al's blood pressure!

[rudy45]

Does anyone remember a science fiction short story from years ago? In it, a family is suffering because the earth is warming up. At the end of the story, it turns out that part is a dream of one of the family members. In reality, the earth is getting colder and colder.