S Korea, US plan nuclear war: North (Nutbag ALERT!!!)

news.com.au ^ | 27 October 2006

[Aussie Dasher]

NORTH Korea today claimed the US and South Korea were planning a nuclear war against the communist state, accusing them of devising a war plan and stocking up on the latest weapons.

"The madcap nuclear war moves against the DPRK (North Korea) are extremely reckless proactive acts that make the nuclear issue on the Korean peninsula all the more difficult to resolve and drive the situation to its worst," the Korea National Peace Committee said in a statement carried on the North's KCNA news agency.

The statement also said the North's own nuclear test was part of preparations to defend itself against an US attack. It claimed US outrage over the regime's test was a smokescreen for its own war plans.

"The people and its army are prepared for any provocations, any nuclear war moves," it said.

It warned South Korea against relying on the US for protection which would only make the country more vulnerable to an attack.

North Korea carried out its first nuclear test on October 9, sparking international condemnation and UN Security Council sanctions.

[Aussie Dasher]

Stark raving nutbags!!!!

[jeffers]

Play with fire, get burned with fire.

We warned them, they didn't listen, now they burn.

Life goes on.

[Thermalseeker]

Actually, it's probably true to some extent. That is what the Army War College is in the business of doing, planning contingencies. I would imagine we've had a nuclear option on the table for the Norks since the early 1950's. Canada, too, among others, for that matter......

[freebird5850]

Just another attempt ny Kim for attention, same story...give me free food and aid or I will kill you all!

[Valin]

Will someone please do me a favor and put a bulllet in this clowns head for me. Thank you.

[mkjessup]

What a bunch of stupid asses.

Comrade Chia Pet cannot be this dumb. If he is even half as shrewd as portrayed by his propaganda machine, even he ought to understand that South Korea and the U.S. do NOT have to "stock up on the latest weapons" because we already HAVE the latest weapons!

Now we just have to get the latitude and longitude so we can deploy that nuclear enema with the GPS-homing nozzle.

We know the target, we just have to get it (him) zeroed in.

"Hello? Is this the Jong-Il residence? Congratulations! This is radio station KGWB-FM calling with HAPPY news! You have WON our GRAND PRIZE in the KGWB BIG BOOM SWEEPSTAKES! How 'bout that now? Now Mr. Jong-Il, to claim your prize, all you have to do is just open your window and wave at the KGWB Prize Patrol Satellite which is just now overhead, look on out that window, you can probably see it yourself! Are you there? Don't move now, your prize ought to be arriving any minute!"

"Hello? Hello? Funny, the phone just went dead all of a sudden, like something happened to the connection....heh! heh!"

[The Toll]

We should nuke them. I'm tired of all of these nuts. The proliferation that everyone has feared for years is becoming a fact and we are doing nothing to stop it. We should make it known that we intend to survive. Melt NK today and schedule new talks with Iran tomorrow. Chaves would sit down and shut up real quick also.
I really could care less what Russia and China have to say about it. They can sit down and shut up too.

[boris]

Well I hope so. The logical thing to do is nuke Pyongyang before they build an arsenal. That would destroy their "Dear Leader" and the entire command infrastructure, and probably do away with most of their nuclear expertise in one stroke. What are we waiting for...a North Korea armed with 200 bona-fide atomic bombs?

--Boris

[John Carey]

TIKES!