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Kerry Channeling Bob Dylan: 'Join The Army If You Fail'
NewsBusters ^ | Mark Finkelstein

Posted on 10/31/2006 11:27:15 AM PST by governsleastgovernsbest

When John Kerry, child of the 60s, slurred the military with his comment, reported here by NewsBuster Warner Todd Huston, that people who who don't study wind up 'stuck in Iraq,' he was channeling Bob Dylan and the anti-war activist's 1967 song Subterranean Homesick Blues, which includes this line

"Get jailed, jump bail
"Join the army, if you fail."

It's the same song that contains the famous line "You don't need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows," from which the domestic terrorist group took its name.

Hey John, Don't Think Twice - it's not alright.


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Foreign Affairs; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: bobdylan; iraq; johnkerry; stupid
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1 posted on 10/31/2006 11:27:16 AM PST by governsleastgovernsbest
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To: Behind Liberal Lines; Miss Marple; an amused spectator; netmilsmom; Diogenesis; YaYa123; MEG33; ...

Subterranean Kerry ping to Today show list.


2 posted on 10/31/2006 11:28:09 AM PST by governsleastgovernsbest (Watching the Today Show since 2002 so you don't have to.)
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To: governsleastgovernsbest

It's a hard raiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin's a gonna fall.


3 posted on 10/31/2006 11:29:49 AM PST by Question Liberal Authority (JOHN KERRY and HARRY REID must RESIGN IMMEDIATELY to rid our nation of the CULTURE OF CONTEMPT)
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To: governsleastgovernsbest

John Kerry and Bill Clinton discuss Kerry's latest brainfart:

"'There must be some way out of here'
"Said the joker to the thief..."


4 posted on 10/31/2006 11:29:59 AM PST by RichInOC (Kerry 2008: "Sometimes...dead is bettah.")
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To: governsleastgovernsbest

Only difference is Bob sang it tongue in cheek. His dream was to go to Westpoint.


5 posted on 10/31/2006 11:32:30 AM PST by pissant
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6 posted on 10/31/2006 11:32:37 AM PST by Cobra64 (Why is the War on Terror being managed by the DEFENSE Department?)
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To: governsleastgovernsbest

Mark, the song was written in 1964, not 67 and its not antiwar. Don't lump Dylan in with this cretin.


7 posted on 10/31/2006 11:33:39 AM PST by pissant
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To: governsleastgovernsbest

American soldier to Kerry:

"You've got a lot of nerve,
To say you are my friend,
When I was down,
You just stood there grinning.

You've got a lot of nerve,
To say you've got a helping hand to lend,
You just want to be on the side that's winning."


8 posted on 10/31/2006 11:33:42 AM PST by Huck (There is a $2.00 service charge for this tagline---do you still wish to proceed?)
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To: RichInOC
Here's the obvious one if you're going to bring Dylan into it. The last refrain of POSITIVELY 4th STREET!

I know you're dissatisfied
With your position and your place
Don't you understand
It's not my problem

I wish that for just one time
You could stand inside my shoes
And just for that one moment
I could be you

Yes, I wish that for just one time
You could stand inside my shoes
You'd know what a drag it is
To see you

9 posted on 10/31/2006 11:33:44 AM PST by Hildy (Some are born to sweet delight; some are born to endless night.)
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To: governsleastgovernsbest
1967 song Subterranean Homesick Blues,

That tune was from '65, not '67. .....the opening tune on Bringing It All Back Home

....and it marked the very end of Dylan's "anti-war" period.

10 posted on 10/31/2006 11:35:45 AM PST by Mr. Mojo
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To: Hildy
Oh, that's good. That's very good.
11 posted on 10/31/2006 11:35:48 AM PST by RichInOC (Kerry 2008: "Sometimes...dead is bettah.")
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To: governsleastgovernsbest

More to the point: "If you are stupid, become a US Senator."


12 posted on 10/31/2006 11:36:22 AM PST by Brilliant
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To: governsleastgovernsbest

Here''s one for you:

"sometimes Satan comes as a man of Peace"

From Man of Peace, Infidels - 1983


13 posted on 10/31/2006 11:36:44 AM PST by pissant
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To: Cobra64

LoL...


14 posted on 10/31/2006 11:37:08 AM PST by hosepipe (CAUTION: This propaganda is laced with hyperbole.)
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To: governsleastgovernsbest

Great article, but why did you post a picture of Vincent Price in a cowboy hat to illustrate it?





;-)


15 posted on 10/31/2006 11:37:47 AM PST by Behind Liberal Lines
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To: governsleastgovernsbest

I'm responding more to Kerry's comment. I personally believe he is a pompous ass or better described as a phony upper class intellectual (of which we know he isn't). I know several young men who are in the service and what I have observed is that they are earning college credits; they are mature; they have learned self control; they are loyal and dedicated. I can't say that about some of our narcissistic legislators who only want power and control.

Kerry is now trying to turn his statement into a "botched joke" about the President and the Whitehouse distortion. His comment: "this is a textbook Republican strategy and I'm not going to stand for it". Kerry is stupid. Kerry needs to be driven out of his job!!!!


16 posted on 10/31/2006 11:38:54 AM PST by jcmfreedom
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To: Mr. Mojo

Thanks for the correction on the date but I stand by the characterization of the song as anti-war.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Subterranean_Homesick_Blues

It was a counter-culture classic, and did indeed give the terrorist Weathermen their name.


17 posted on 10/31/2006 11:39:21 AM PST by governsleastgovernsbest (Watching the Today Show since 2002 so you don't have to.)
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To: governsleastgovernsbest

Sorry to join the chorus, but Dylan was not an anti-war activist. In fact, he was vilified for releasing "Nashville Skyline" at the height of the Vietnam protests.


18 posted on 10/31/2006 11:40:26 AM PST by RedRover (Proud pinger of sinister political forces.)
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To: governsleastgovernsbest

As I write this, Lurch is on doing his outraged act. To wit, he wasn't criticizing the troops, but the President and we all should have known it. What is the matter with us!?! Are we stupid? Didn't we get what he really meant. And those of us who have NEVER worn the uniform don't dare have the right to criticize John Kerry (who is for the war, but now against it) and is a REAL veteran, not a fake one.

Ladies and gentlemen, its groundhog's day. John F'n Kerry is out there re-running his 2004 campaign. I can't wait for John O'Neil and the boys to slam him again. They did serve and they do have something to say to John F'n.

This guy is amazing, simply priceless. I love you John Kerry, keep giving the gift of you.


19 posted on 10/31/2006 11:42:21 AM PST by FlipWilson
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To: governsleastgovernsbest
Johnnys in the basement
Mixing up the medicine
Im on the pavement
Thinking about the government
The man in the trench coat
Badge out, laid off
Says hes got a bad cough
Wants to get it paid off
Look out kid
Its somethin you did
God knows when
But youre doin it again
You better duck down the alley way
Lookin for a new friend
The man in the coon-skin cap
In the big pen
Wants eleven dollar bills
You only got ten

Maggie comes fleet foot
Face full of black soot
Talkin that the heat put
Plants in the bed but
The phones tapped anyway
Maggie says that many say
They must bust in early may
Orders from the d. a.
Look out kid
Dont matter what you did
Walk on your tip toes
Dont try no doz
Better stay away from those
That carry around a fire hose
Keep a clean nose
Watch the plain clothes
You dont need a weather man
To know which way the wind blows

Get sick, get well
Hang around a ink well
Ring bell, hard to tell
If anything is goin to sell
Try hard, get barred
Get back, write braille
Get jailed, jump bail
Join the army, if you fail
Look out kid
Youre gonna get hit
But losers, cheaters
Six-time users
Hang around the theaters
Girl by the whirlpool
Lookin for a new fool
Dont follow leaders
Watch the parkin meters

Ah get born, keep warm
Short pants, romance, learn to dance
Get dressed, get blessed
Try to be a success
Please her, please him, buy gifts
Dont steal, dont lift
Twenty years of schoolin
And they put you on the day shift
Look out kid
They keep it all hid
Better jump down a manhole
Light yourself a candle
Dont wear sandals
Try to avoid the scandals
Dont wanna be a bum
You better chew gum
The pump dont work
cause the vandals took the handles
20 posted on 10/31/2006 11:44:31 AM PST by Vaquero ("An armed society is a polite society" Robert A. Heinlein)
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