[rawcatslyentist]

Dear Seattle PI:

"Education-- if you make the most of it and you study hard and you do your homework, and you make an effort to be smart, you can do well. If you don't, you end up defending insulting elitist snobs!

[USFRIENDINVICTORIA]

"Education-- if you make the most of it and you study hard and you do your homework, and you make an effort to be smart, you can do well. If you don't, you end up defending insulting elitist snobs!"

LOL.

I posted this in another thread:

"If you work hard and study hard, you'll do well. If you don't, well, you'll get stuck in a FEMA trailer............"

Great stuff! This could be the first in a long, long list of parodies starting with: "If you work hard and study hard, you'll do well. If you don't, well, you'll be stuck ...."

Here's my shot at it (no where as good as yours, but gotta start somewhere)

"If you work hard and study hard, you'll do well. If you don't, well, you'll be stuck in a ditch with Cindy."

To "polymuser" -- I wrote the above before seeing your contribution. LOL. We're now up to three parodies.

Here's the link: http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1730850/posts?page=23#23

We're now up to four parodies, and counting.

[Steve_Seattle]

"Education-- if you make the most of it and you study hard and you do your homework, and you make an effort to be smart, you can do well. If you don't, you end up defending insulting elitist snobs!"

My version: "Education - if you make the most of it and you study hard and you do your homework, and you make an effort to be smart, you can do well. If you don't, you'll end up on the editorial board of the Seattle P.I."

[N. Theknow]

"Education-- if you make the most of it and you study hard and you do your homework, and you make an effort to be smart, you can do well. If you don't, you wind up where you can't even tell a joke without screwing up and having to fall all over yourself not apologizing then apologizing for sounding like the fool you are.

And then having every liberal hack in the entire country come running to your defense because you are such a pathetic, pompous, patronizing, patrician, picayune, pissant.