How does one book a gay cruise, and how does one avoid accidentally booking a gay cruise?
I don't know the answer to either of those questions.
I'm figurin' that any cruise that features the Village People as the marque entertainment would be one to avoid.
Here's a secret...if you're not gay, you probably don't know about it. There.
Good question. I took a friend to the Shoreham Hotel once. We walked in the lobby and there were 2,000 leather clad gay bikers. Wowser!
Many of them were wearing black leather gladiator type outfits with various accoutrements hanging from them. There were also leather clad cat ladies and lots of revealing chaps.
What was most interesting about them was that they weren't in really good shape. Many were obese and very unlike the very good looking, very buff gays you'd see in NY or P'town. Their bikes, all parked outside, were georgeous.
Imagine some young midwestern couple on their honeymoon walking in there.
.........how does one avoid accidentally booking a gay cruise..............
And, importantly, how does one avoid booking the next cruise after the gays have departed, but before the bedspreads have been cleaned??
We got to know several of the staff members and they told us that one of these backward cruises was scheduled for their ship in the next few weeks. They didn't sound very happy about it, but their isn't much they can do.