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Some Reagan Wit (Some of my favorites)
1998 | Edited by Bill Adler and Bill Adler, jr.

Posted on 11/11/2006 10:23:52 PM PST by Vinny

"The Difference between them and us is that we want to check government spending, and they want to spend government checks"(refering to the Democrats)

"Too many people, especially in government, feel that the nearest thing to eternal life we will ever see on this earth is a government program."

"You might be weary of me sounding the same alarms. you might think, we have heard all this before, but somehow we muddled through. Well, this is like the window-washer who fell from the Empire State building. When he passed the twentieth floor, he said, "so far, so good.""

"When those who are governed do too little, those who govern can-and often will- do too much."

"The credibility gap is so great in Washington they told us the truth the other day hoping we wouldn't believe it."

"I've never been able to understand why a Republican contributor is a fat cat and a Democratic contributor of the same amount is a public-spirited philanthropist."

"Governments tend not to solve problems, only to rearrange them."

"To blame the military for war makes about as much sense as suggesting that we get rid of cancer by getting rid of doctors."

"The taxpayer, that's someone who works for the federal gov't but doesn't have to take a civil service examination."

(of the flower-children of the late 60's)" Their signs said make love, not war, but they didn't look like they could do either."

(refering to anti-war protestors)"Those young people [demand] the right to send blood to the enemy in Vietnam. I think they should be allowed to do that - providing they send it in the original container."

(Reagan on Bobby Kennedy)"Bobby Kennedy is so concerned about poverty because he didn't have any as a kid."

" I was a near-hopeless hemophiliac liberal."

"The government in Washington is spending some 7 million dollars every minute I talk to you. There's no connection between my talking and their spending, and if they'll stop spending, I'll stop talking." - May 1976

"bureaucrats favor cutting red tape - lengthwise."

(Reagan told supporters that he promised tax "increases" when he meant to say "decreases". He explained...) "I've been talking about Carter so long that I make mistakes like he does."

"Carter was supposed to go on "60 minutes" to talk about his accomplishments, but that left him 59 minutes to fill."

"Depression is when your out of work. A recession is when your neighbor's out of work. Recovery is when Carter's out of work."

(referring to Carter's economic policies)"He said he'd do something about unemployment. He did. In April, 825,000 Americans lost their jobs."

"the current tax code is a daily mugging."

"You know, I think the best possible social program is a job."

" The nine most terrifying words in the English language are," i'm from the gov't and I'm here to help you.""

"[According to the Democrats,] government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases. If it moves tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it."

"THere's a clear cause and effect here that is as neat and predictable as a law of physics: as gov't expands, liberty contracts."

" Republicans believe every day is the Fourth of July, but the Democrats believe every day is April 15,"

" How do you tell a Communist? Well, it's someone who reads Marx and Lenin. And how do you tell an anti-Communist? It's someone who understands Marx and Lenin."

"What are the four things wrong with the Soviet agriculture? Spring, Summer, autumn, and winter."

"A friend of mine was asked to a costume ball a short time ago. He slapped some egg on his face and went as a liberal economist."

(While visiting the Canadien parliament, Reagan commented on the demonstrators who protested his visit)"[They] must have been imported to make me mfeel at home."

" Economists are people who see something that works in practice and wonder if it would work in theory."

Soon after Reagan was awoke, presidential aide Lyn Nofziger reported to Reagan,"you'll be happy to know that the gov't is running normally." Reagan replied w/o hesitation, "What makes you think I'd be happy about that."

(After watching President Bill Clinton's State of the Union address, former President Reagsn said at a republican gala): "I'm reminded of the old adage that imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. Only in this case, it's not flattery, but grand larceny: the intellectual theft of ideas that you and I recognize as our own. Speech delivery counts for little on the world stage unless you have convictions, and, yes, the vision to see beyond the front row seats."

Again Reagan said, " when you see all that rhetorical smoke billowing up from the Democrats, well, ladies nd gentlemen, I'd follow the example of their nominee; don't inhale."


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1 posted on 11/11/2006 10:23:53 PM PST by Vinny
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To: Vinny

bttt


2 posted on 11/11/2006 10:30:03 PM PST by landerwy
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To: Vinny

You know damn well that Reagan is looking down at us and saying: "Well, there they (the democrats) go again."


3 posted on 11/11/2006 10:30:18 PM PST by xc1427 (It's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees...Midnight Oil (Power and the Passion))
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To: Vinny

Awesome. Thanks!


4 posted on 11/11/2006 10:31:29 PM PST by SquirrelKing (Kayaking, environmental-conservationist, organic food eating, beer loving, gun owning conservative.)
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To: Vinny; Aussie Dasher; All

HA HA I like the 1960 flower power reset Vinnie that funny


5 posted on 11/11/2006 10:32:41 PM PST by SevenofNine ("Step aside Jefe"=Det Lennie Briscoe)
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To: Vinny

Great quotes!


6 posted on 11/11/2006 10:33:25 PM PST by FairOpinion (Don't give up! Start working on 2008 GOP win strategy NOW.)
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To: Vinny
"I've never been able to understand why a Republican contributor is a fat cat and a Democratic contributor of the same amount is a public-spirited philanthropist."

He knew about the MSM Bias. :)

7 posted on 11/11/2006 10:33:46 PM PST by Echo Talon
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To: Vinny
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8 posted on 11/11/2006 10:34:06 PM PST by My2Cents
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To: SquirrelKing
Very welcome.
9 posted on 11/11/2006 10:37:01 PM PST by Vinny (You can't compromise with evil.)
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To: Vinny


BTTT!


10 posted on 11/11/2006 10:37:08 PM PST by onyx (I'm now a minority and victim of the democrats, but with full and free entitlements!)
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11 posted on 11/11/2006 10:37:08 PM PST by monkapotamus
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To: SquirrelKing

man, we need Reagan back again. I love how he constantly make fun of the Democrats, using right vs left arguments


12 posted on 11/11/2006 10:38:09 PM PST by 4rcane
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To: My2Cents

Whoops I hadn't seen that you posted that pic before I went Reagan-flag-pic hunting. That's a great one!


13 posted on 11/11/2006 10:38:48 PM PST by monkapotamus
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To: Vinny
"To blame the military for war makes about as much sense as suggesting that we get rid of cancer by getting rid of doctors."

I said something similar so this one resounds with me. I said blaming our military for terrorist attacks is like blaming the police for crime.

14 posted on 11/11/2006 10:38:51 PM PST by YdontUleaveLibs (Reason is out to lunch. How may I help you?)
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To: Vinny

I was young when he was in office "I'm 32 now" But I remember him when he would come on TV and talk from the Oval Office, he was great. :)


15 posted on 11/11/2006 10:40:04 PM PST by Echo Talon
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To: monkapotamus

I have this picture it quotes Reagan,

" If we ever forget that we are One Nation Under God, then we will be a Nation gone under."


16 posted on 11/11/2006 10:41:09 PM PST by Vinny (You can't compromise with evil.)
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To: monkapotamus

That's a great one too. We really need the leadership we had under Reagan.


17 posted on 11/11/2006 10:41:17 PM PST by My2Cents
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To: My2Cents

I do miss him so!


18 posted on 11/11/2006 10:43:51 PM PST by Uriah_lost (We've got enough youth, how about a "fountain of smart")
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To: Echo Talon

I was a young lad too during Reagan's presidency, I loved it when he bombed Khadafi and shut him up. Khadafi didn't make any more threats against America if my memory serves me correct.


19 posted on 11/11/2006 10:44:38 PM PST by Vinny (You can't compromise with evil.)
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To: Vinny
In his first few days in office, one of President Reagan's foreign policy advisors asked him what were his thoughts about the Cold War.

Reagan answered, "We win. They lose."

20 posted on 11/11/2006 10:47:30 PM PST by Dems_R_Losers (The people have spoken.......the housecleaning starts NOW!!)
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